Weekend Open Bar: We’re trying to plug a hole in the universe!

plugging a hole

Ah! A toast to the Elder Ones for allowing me to make it to another Weekend. I am currently caught in some sort of time-displacement, shuffling between the expansion and contraction of Linear-ExistenSpace. Weeks that fly by, while feeling draining. Moments that drag on, while evaporating at impressive speeds. But that’s neither here nor there, for the next couple of days! It’s the Weekend! And with that comes the Open Bar.

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Monday Morning Commute: Carla Got A Good Deal On Her Third DigiMeat

Upgrade Your Grey Matter

Monday Morning Commute! I’m ailing. Single-parenting the dog this week while Sam-Omega is on location for work. Monday Morning Commute! So I ain’t sleeping, and I’m brute forcing this camaraderie-inducing column before I side-tilt and collapse-drool while watching football. Monday Morning Commute!

The weekly column where we gather here on Space-Ship OMEGA, and share what is getting us through the work week. Be it movies we are anticipating, albums we’re rocking to, funny books that are dropping on Wednesday.

Share! Share what’s on your existential plate. I will, too.

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‘Spectre’ Final Trailer: I Came Here To Kill You

Decent enough trailer. Stand CraigBond fare. I’m excited for the movie. Only complaint? There’s a moment in the trailer with some shockingly crap-ass CGI. Like, just sort of, “this can’t really be?” Anyways — whatever. I’m a BondMark. I’m there.

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Sam Smith singing the ‘Spectre’ Theme Song, “Writings on the Wall”

Sam Smith - Spectre

I’m pretty sure everyone pegged Sam Smith as the voice behind the next Bond flick. So uh, today they’re all right.

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‘Spectre’ Poster: James Bond Is Smoldering with Skeletons

Smokin' Bond is Smokin'

Soon! Soon! Soon!

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‘SPECTRE’ Trailer: Jimmy Bond has it rough with Christoph Waltz

‘Spectre’ Teaser Trailer: Jimmy Bond Has a Secret!

‘Spectre’ Teaser Poster: James Bond likes tight clothing.

First Look: James Bond in ‘Spectre’

Jimmy B.

Ya’ll want a look at Jimmy Bond in Spectre, looking dumb as fuck wearing silly goggle-glasses? Check it out! Want more? Well, you’re in luck. Here is a Behind the Scenes video for you.

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‘Bond 24’ News: Official title is ‘Spectre’, dropping Nov 2015, cast revealed.


Here’s a whole fucking panoply of news regarding the next Jimmy Bond flick. It’s dropping next November 6, its title is Spectre, and its cast is tremendous.

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