#February2016
Watch: ‘Super Mario Kart’ with 101 players
Last…Last place is way far back when you’re playing Super Mario Kart with 101 players.
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Shinji Mikami admits GENESIS VERSION OF ‘ALADDIN’ is tots superior
Thing I did not know: The Shinji Mikami was behind the SNES version of Aladdin. Thing I did know: The SNES version was blah central, while the Genesis version was not fucking optional. Apparently even Mikami knows this.
French company dropping refurbished SNES consoles in sexy pastel schemes.
Goddamn! These are gorgeous. Lekki is a French company that will swag you out wit wank-worthy renditions of old consoles. They’re currently tackling the shortage of pastel-colored SNES consoles in the PAL region. Dear French folks, bring me one. I beg you.
Video: ‘Breaking Bad’ Goes 16-Bit RPG.
All right, all right, College Humor. We get it! We get it. Awesome television shows made for humorous renditions of 16-bit RPGs. It seems so obvious, especially since you keep fucking doing them. Yet!, yet I keep loving them. Keep up the good work. Ignore the snark. I’m tired.
Hit the jump for 16-bit Breaking Bad awesomeness.
Video: Parents Are Super Pissed in 1991 About Having To Buy SNES. Damn Consoles!
Parents back in 1991 were friggin’ cheesed off, man. They had just bought Johnny Snotnose his first Nintendo Entertainment System. And now here comes a new console that all the kids will want. Well guess what Mr. and Mrs. Smith, that’s what your dumb asses get for being late adopters!
You know how I got my SNES? I cried at Child World when my grandma took me there right near launch. Oh, I’m a bitch? Yeah well I was the first kid in my grade playing Super Mario World. So fuck you.
