‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Launch Trailer: One more job for the gang, they said. As if that ever works out, right?

Jesus sweet Fuck, this game is really a week-and-change away? I’m more than ready to throw my free time away.

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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Trailer: Meet Dutch And His Gang (Again)

New trailer for Red Dead Redemption 2, folks. It does two things for me. It gets me amped as fuck for the game, and it reminds me I should play the first.

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‘L.A. Noire’ remaster dropping on PS4, XB1, and Switch. Yeah great, where is my ‘Red Dead’ remaster already?

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Listen. I’ll admit that I fucked up when I didn’t play Red Dead Redemption when it first dropped. So now that I want to play it, the graphics look dated, and that’s on me. But if Rockstar is out here fucking remastering L.A. Noire starring the herb from Mad Men or whatever, they should be fucking remastering Red Dead, as well.

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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ delayed until 2018 and I’m pretty sure it’s my fault

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Just today. Just. Fucking. Today. I was talking to friend of the site (and fellow garbage lord) Jerkface about how Red Dead Redemption 2 was dropping so soon! So damn soon. My arrogance and assuredness has resulted in the Universe punishing me. And unfortunately everyone else.

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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Trailer: When Time Comes, You Gotta Run and Don’t Look Back

Red Dead Redemption 2 is coming Fall 2017

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Red Dead Redemption 2‘s been revealed, folks. By Rockstar. Not only has it been revealed, but it’s been confirmed: we are getting a trailer on Thursday.

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Rumor: ‘Red Dead Redemption’ Remaster coming to PS4 and PC

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So, tomorrow is Sony’s big PlayStation event. We know they’re announcing the PS4 Slim and the PS4 Neo. But they may have another bomb to drop, as there are rumors that the company is going to reveal a Red Dead Redemption remaster which will be console-exclusive to PlayStation 4. I’ve never played the game when it first dropped, so I would definitely fuck with this.

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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Map Leaked Online; Game Will Be A Prequel


RDR is getting a sequel! Its map has leaked! I’m excited for this, but I’m also shamed. I have not played RDR. Of all the games in the Gaming Classics Pantheon that I regret having not played, RDR is up there. Along with (shh) Link To The Past and Symphony Of The Night.

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Take-Two CEO: More ‘BIOSHOCK’ and ‘RED DEAD’ games planned

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Take-Two’s CEO (whose name I’m not looking up right now) recently confirmed that his company, in fact, does like money. The Executive-Lord of Take-Two confirmed such a fact by announcing that the company plans on continuing two really fucking successful franchises. Red Dead Redemption and BioShock. Perhaps naively, and forgetting that companies like money, I was surprised about the whole BioShock thing.

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When Toy Story Goes Xbox, Shizz Gets Real.

Source: Simon Chong Via Kotaku / Enlarge.