So Dope: All Future Xbox 360 Games with Gold will be Xbox One backwards compatible


Got an XB1 but don’t got an Xbox 360? Wish you could play the Games with Gold drops every month for the 360? Wish no longer. Man. I really want Sony to get into the backwards compatible game. I mean, I own an XB1. So I guess I should be happy that one of the consoles I own is going to offer such a gnarly deal. But as a zealot Sony fanboy, this burns.

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Sony letting PlayStation Plus members vote on which “free games” the service will add

PlayStation Mania.

This is pretty dope news, though not without its understandable caveats. Sony is going to let PS+ members vote on which games they get for free, at regular intervals throughout the year. However — it won’t be monthly. Double However, it will be from a list curated by Sony. Obviously.

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Hello friends and family aboard the Spaceship Omega. As we hail from the Empire Proper, the lot of us shall be celebrating the Fourth of July. You’re not from this Solar System? Confused as to how we rock our celebrations around these parts? It’s simple! All you have to do to join us is fill yourselves with chemical-soaked animal flesh. In-between teeth gnashing the bits, swallow healthy amounts of Amber Liquids. These suds shall assuage the indigestion. Not only that, but they shall elevate you to another plane. Careful, though. Should you consume too much Amber Liquid and Animal Flesh, you may theoretically pass out in the kiddie pool. With your pants down. Theoretically, you’ll wake up lobster pink. The children will notice your lack of pants, the parents will notice the vomit baked into your beard.

So even though it isn’t in league with the celebration, I also caution temperance.

What are you doing to do the rest of the week? Glad you asked. Here is Monday Morning Commute, the column where us populators of the OL-Satellite share what we are up to during a given seven-day stretch.

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