#May2012
‘PROMETHEUS’ VIRAL CLIP: Dragon Tattoo Lady Begs Weyland Industries For Help
I’m just up and not watching anymore Prometheus sheezy. I’m not going to. However since I love you and your nougat, I’ll keep passing it along anyways, deducing content from other wonderful site’s descriptions.
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More ‘PROMETHEUS’ IMAGES. ALL THE TIME.
Phew. I was frightened. We hadn’t been blasted across the nips with Prometheus images in like, a day. Maybe even two. Here’s some off the digi-presses, courtesy of Advertisement (Entertainment) Weekly.
New ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: New Stuff, Much Like The Old Stuff
Yet another batch of Prometheus pictures. This movie and Avengers are trying to outpace one another in the “Continual Deluge of New Pics of the Same Four Scenes” department.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Riding The Deluge!
New Prometheus pics. You have to had it to the Marketing Squadron. They’ve started putting more and more content out there, but have done so in an intelligent manner. I mean, fuck. All of the new “images” dropping are so heavily derivative of the snacks they’ve already given us. We feel like we’re getting omfg new Prometheus swag, while not really getting much spoiled for us.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Futuristic Horror Boner
Here’s a whole slew of new Prometheus pictures. I have to say, the fucking space suits in this movie are putting my Mass Effect-tribbing, 2001-masturbating, Blade Runner-licking crotch into overdrive. NeedxInfinity.
‘PROMETHEUS’ Should Be Rated R According To Ridley Scott. Also! NEW IMAGES.
For someone who is totally tit-tweakingly jazzed for The Dark Knight Rises and Avengers, all I can see to think about lately is Prometheus. The Hype Machine has been slowly rolling out new information and pictures, and as all the contents continue to pull up on themselves, the jimmy of mine continues to glisten more and more. Here’s some Ridley Scott talkin’ ratings action, plus an assemblage of scans.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ TV SPOT: Charlize Theron Is A Total Boner Killer
Absolutely! Ridley Scott and your company of Advertising Wizards please feel free to continue slowly rolling out the glory that is Prometheus information. In this new TV spot Noomi Rapace gets totally hot and heavy with a beau while Charlize Theron is all “we’re all going to die, #buzzkill, #buzzkill”. Whatever the case, it’s more goddamn awesomeness. Check it out after the break.
