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Maybe: Two or more planets lurking in our solar system
CHALKING THIS UP TO SPECULATIVE SCIENCE. BUT SPECULATION IS FUN. AND SO IS SCIENCE. SO LET’S DOOO THISSS.
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SPECULATION: One of Pluto’s Moons (Charon) could have water
Hey man, in a world where our empirical data is constantly challenged, isn’t like *bong rip* everything just speculation, mannn? But yeah. NASA Astronomer Wizards are wondering if there is water on one of Pluto’s moons. Which would be neat. It’d be one more resource the slap-ass dummies who run the world couldn’t get together to harvest. Ah man *bong rip* I gotta keep that PMA.
PLUTO’S NEW MOONS GOT NAMES; Totally rocking the Underworld Motif
Pluto’s new moons have gotten themselves names. And if you’re a Star Trek fan who was making the push for Vulcan, you’re going to be disappointed. However, fans of Roman mythology are going to be tugging at their proverbial pink bits. Shit — maybe their actual pink bits. I don’t know how you fucks handle good news. Whatever floats your boat. Stirs your drink. Et cetera.
Astronomers want US to help name PLUTO’S NEW MOONS. Dewtopia INC.
G’damn! Pluto may not be a planet, but it has got itself some moons. Figure that shit out! Anyways, so yeah. Pluto has moons, and wonderful astronomers have invited us the mouth-breathing flesh masses to help name them.
PLUTO Has A FIFTH MOON, Still No Goddamn Respect.
Pluto. It can’t catch a break. Despite having like, a zillion moons (four) with like a million more found (a fifth), it still isn’t a pluto. What the hell is up with that.
Wait — Could Giant Asteroid VESTA Be A PLANET?
Pluto is going to be fucking heated, yo. Not
only has it been demoted to a dwarf planet, but now there’s talk of an asteroid being a planet. An asteroid! A fucking asteroid.
Pluto May Be A Rich Source Of Fuel. Says “F**k You All!” When Questioned.
Pluto has taken an Earthling ass-whuppin’ over the last handful of years. No longer a planet, its now considered a shitty ball of ice, barely capable of holding an orbit. Don’t feel too bad for it though, as it may prove to have the last laugh.
Pluto Is Once Again Ninth Largest Body To Orbit Sun. You Go!, Pathetic Dwarf Planet!
Three New Dwarf Planets May Be Found Near Pluto. It Has Friends!
Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet, and everyone cried. Do not lament to hard. For not only was Pluto not the only dwarf planet when the Cosmic Canine was removed from planetary status, but now it may be getting even more friends. Discoveries abound!
