Dude busted for POT-FILLED ‘PAC-MAN’ ARCADE MACHINE. A for Effort.

Well done dummy.

Necessity is the mother of invention, folks. So when you need to transport pounds upon pounds of weed, you’re going to need to come up with something. This dude stuffed a Pac-Man arcade machine with the stickiest of ickies before he was busted. Even though he was caught, I still commend the fuck out of him.

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Press Start: Sweaty Penis Pizza Party

Welcome to Press Start! It’s a column about my intense self-loathing, eating and masturbatory habits, cleverly disguised as a week in the events of video game culture. Come on in.

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“HOW PAC-MAN REALLY IS” by Peter C. Faylor. Tremendous.

Check out this gorgeous nightmare by Peter Faylor. I saw the son of a bitch on my News Feed and I knew I need to share it with you. Let it ingest your deeper brain structures. Give in.

Yesterday Was “ATARI NATIONAL PAC-MAN DAY”. Finally A Sensible Holiday.

I knew yesterday felt special. Normally whenever there’s holiday, my taint grease gets a bit thicker. It’s the excitement. I just couldn’t figure out why  yesterday felt special, why  the grease was congealing so quickly. Now I do! Fucking Pac-Man Wow Day!

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Video: Mega Man and Pac-Man In Street Fighter X Tekken? G’damn Amazing.

I’m not going to play  Street Fighter X Tekken, but if I would I’d be totally rocking out as horrible US Box Art version of Mega Man. There’s Pac-Man too, and good lord if that isn’t chock full of win.

Hit the jump for details and the intro video.

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There’s A Pac-Man Reality TV Show Coming. Apocalypse Now.

There’s a Pac-Man reality TV show in the works. This future-abortion is being helmed by Merv Griffin Entertainment, the fuckers behind Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy!  I know it doesn’t make any sense, but welcome to the Wasteland, where nothing makes sense. Therefore, everything makes sense. We’re turning the board game Battleship into a fucking movie. Why can’t we turn Pac-Man into a reality show? Of course you don’t have a good reason! Here, have some details down your willing gullet, from  Roy Bank, the Guy Of Some Importance Or Something from Merv:

A big, crazy  Wipeout-type event with a lot of energy. The idea we have is to take what Pac-Man is and bring it to life, to bring what is essentially the world’s biggest game of tag to television.

I can’t imagine why this wouldn’t be a success and why we won’t all be stapled to our chairs while its on. Nonetheless, it isn’t the Pac-Man television show I envisioned. In my reality TV show, someone hides a bottle of Ambien in a giant grass  labyrinth. While I’m searching for it, people chase me with blunt objects. If I find the bottle of Ambien, I then pound them pills and chase them, because next to the bottle of Ambien is also a corked bat and an unloaded gun.

I think this would make for much more riveting television, but what the fuck do I know.

Eat Her Boobs! Couple’s Pac Man Clothing Is Awesome. And Safe For Work, Oddly.

Source: Kotaku.