Jenny Slate. She’s getting a pilot on FX, teaming up once again with her Obvious Child collaborator. Which makes me say yes. Yes! Give her all the pilots.

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Random TV coverage? Ain’t nothing random around these parts, fool. It’s the patterns you don’t see! The patterns you don’t see! Why am I covering Jenny Slate+Brooklyn Nine-Nine? ‘Cause Slate’s Obvious Child is one of my favorite movies of the summer, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine rules.

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Happy Fourth of July, folks. Nothing like fireworks, seared animal and simulated-animal flesh, and adult beverages to kick off this week’s edition of Weekend Open Bar. The column at the End of the Internet Universe. Where anything goes so long as it’s in the positive spirit of the Space-Ship. Get drunk, post embarrassing secrets. Stay sober, post what you’re up to over the course of the weekend. Throw GIFS at the comments section with reckless abandon.

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