#March2021

‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ series casts ‘Game of Thrones’ star Indira Varma

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I don’t know Indira Varma outside of her work on Game of Thrones. But based on that shit alone, I’m cool with her being cast in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Now, fucking nerds! You may begin speculating as to who she is playing. Get to work.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ series is only going to be one standalone season. Fuck yeah, keep it tight and focused!

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I love it tight! I love it focused! Thus, I obviously love the news that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series is only going to run one standalone season. At least, as it stands.

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That Obi-Wan TV series is currently on “indefinite hold” as they unfuck the scripts. For fuck’s sake, Lucasfilm.

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Lucasfilm! C’mon, man. Everyone got totally torqued about the Obi-Wan series, and now it’s on hold? Now, granted. It ain’t canceled, and it’s on hold for a good reason. Namely, to unfuck the scripts. And I think we will all rather have a quality series, that takes longer, than a shitty one that’s rushed. But still, this company is fucking exhausting.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series looking to cast Young Luke Skywalker. I mean, obviously, right?

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Here’s a development that probably shouldn’t shock a single fucking soul. Would you believe it, the Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series is looking to cast a young Luke Skywalker. I mean, fuck else is Kenobi doing out there, other than to protect little dude?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series adds Deborah Chow as its director, ‘Drive’ writer penning scripts. Fucking stacked with talent!

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Jesus Fuck, is Disney adding talent to its Obi-Wan series. It’s tapped the director from shows like Better Call Saul, American Gods, and Mr. Robot to helm the entire thing. And, its brought in the writer behind Drive. Like, let’s fucking go!

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Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ takes place eight years after ‘Revenge of the Sith’ which is a lot of time for him to contemplate his fuck-ups

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That Obi-Wan Kenobi series that’s finally finally happening on Disney Plus? Motherfucker takes place eight years after Revenge of the Sith. I hope Kenobi has spent that time thinking about what a dick-head he was to Anakin, and flirting with Tusken raiders.

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Confirmed: Ewan McGregor is back for an Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Disney is playing dirty, getting me horny!

I got to go live on this fucking Friday evening, but I would be remiss if I didn’t post about this prior to. Ewan McGregor is back, baby! He will be starring in an Obi-Wan Kenobi series for Disney Plus.

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Probably: Ewan McGregor officially returning as Obi-Wan Kenobi for a Disney+ series. Fuck yeah, dudes!

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Ewan McGregor is either “in talks” or “certain” to return to the role of Obi-Wan for a Disney+ series, so yeah, this is happening. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the reveal is dropped at the upcoming D23.

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Obviously: Obi-Wan Kenobi series in development for Disney+! Just give us more fucking Kenobi already

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Where there are tales of Star Wars spin-off, there are murmurings of Obi-Wan Kenobi. So, it makes sense that these murmurings have shown-up in regards to Disney’s streaming service.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi is star of the next ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie. In a derivative galaxy, far, far away!

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We’ve sort of known for a good long while that Kenobi was going to be the star of the next Star Wars spin-off movie. I mean, right? But, now it is all but confirmed. I don’t know. I’m not particularly hyped about Lucasfilm just perpetually regurgitating and consuming and regurgitating stories based around established mythos. Would it be fucking insane to tell a goddamn original story within the Star Wars Universe? I don’t think so, but what the fuck do I know.

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