#April2014
OMEGA-LINKS: Skywalker’s Dumb Parents, Stars, The Bordering Lands, & Moar
HEY FRIENDS. I was fucking busy today! So I didn’t get around to commenting on (to myself, and like that one weird guy in the corner with the gnarly erection and killer Reebok Pumps) the various news and notes from the around the internet in the past 24 hours. Instead of shuddering in a fluid-covered shell of inadequacy over my failure, I figure’d I would round these links up in one tight package.
After the jump! Pre-Sequels, Sequels to Classics, More Dumb Comic Book Movie News, and More!
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NETFLIX talkin’ to CABLE COMPANIES about getting THEIR SERVICE ON SET-TOP BOXES.
Maybe I’m missing something. But doesn’t Netflix want to fucking katana cable companies in the fucking neck? So why would any cable company sign-on to having the service rocketing through the pipes of their set-top boxes? Is it a money truck that Netflix would back up? Can I ask any more rhetorical questions? Can I?
‘DEAD SPACE 3’ went multiplayer because single-player games were “TOO SCARY”. Oh you f**ks.
The litany of excuses for turning Dead Space 3 into Gears of Space continues. The latest fuzz is that the games were, wait for it, too fucking scary to be played alone. What the shit.
