#March2012
Wachowskis Still Working On ‘JUPITER ASECENDING’, Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis Offered Leads
The Wachowskis have been trying for a while to get their flick Jupiter Ascending off the ground. After struggling with it for a good amount of time they shifted gears and turned their eyes towards adapting Cloud Atlas. With that whole dealio winding down, they’re going to give Ascending another go.
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Grant Morrison Is Bringing ‘DINOSAURS VS. ALIENS’ To Comics and Film. Mash-Up Snore.
Grant Morrison is bringing Dinosaurs Vs. Aliens to life. I couldn’t give no fucks about this. Maybe this is growing up. I’m no longer going to swag down the aisle with a comic in tow just because a favorite creator of mine is penning it. Maybe.
NEW ‘AVENGERS’ PICS: Cause Posing And Brooding Is Always Awesome
If there is one thing that is defining the marketing campaign for the Avengers flick, especially when it pertains to the pics released, it is a whole bunch of attractive people doing nothing. Just sitting. Brooding. Flexing. Boring. Don’t get me wrong I’m jazzed to the tits about the movie, but these pictures are equally boring and hilarious.
Hit the jump to bask in the banality.
‘Chronicle Director’ Josh Trank In Talks To Do ‘Spider-Man’ Spin-Off ‘VENOM’ Well Then!
Josh Trank was the director behind the found-footage white-washed Akira flick Chronicle. (Calm down, I’m almost joking.) Now he’s in talks to lead the Amazing Spider-Man spin-off flick starring Venom.
‘Hunger Games’ Gets An ENORMO Batch Of Pics Upside Yo Head
Well then! Here’s an intense amount of promo pics for the Hunger Games. It’s dropping soon! Pumped? Sate that grind temporarily with an absurd amount of views into the movie.
TRAILER: ‘John Dies At The End’ Is Trippin’ Balls
Last week our own Patrick (Rockadoodle) Cooper texted me that he had finished the novel John Dies At The End. He told me it was deec but that he was still excited for the movie. Being an egregious uncultured asshole, I hadn’t heard of the novel or the movie adaptation. I went about correcting this, and I have since watched the trailer way too many times. Surreal and hypnotic, it seems to be tying directly into the part of my brain that loves the game Alan Wake or the novel House of Leaves.
‘Spartacus’ Star Jai Courtney Is John McClane’s Son In ‘A Good Day To Die Hard’. I See.
Oh shit! I totally forgot that there’s a new Die Hard in the works. Well, there is, and John McClane’s son has finally been cast. It isn’t Aaron Paul. Bummer time.
New Pics From ‘The Avengers’ Feature Total Doofus Mode, and CASUAL FLEXING.
Did you know that Thor was the master of the casual flex? You can see all of the hotness in a new picture from The Avengers. What is he doing? Oh nothing. Looking at something on a computer screen. While his fucking triceps go goddamn insane. Also featured: slow rollin’.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Robert Downey Jr. As Lex Luthor? In McG’s ‘Superman’ It Would Have Happened.
I completely forgot that McG was in the running for a Superman movie. He was among a cast of thousands all vying for the throne before Frat Boy Rock himself, Zack Snyder, snagged the opportunity. God only knows how Snyder’s “Superman: A Slow Motion Pop Video” is going to turn out, but McG has recently spread some deets on how his version of the mythos would have went down.
