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‘INTERSTELLAR’ TRAILER: We’re Meant To Leave Erf
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New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ POSTER is a smidge too serious; NEW TRAILER MONDAY
Here’s a new Guardians of the Galaxy poster, which is clearly attempting to appeal to douchebags who aren’t immediately sold on ass-kicking sentient trees. I mean, all that serious posing! Goodness! Gracious. Eh, whatever. New trailer on Monday, so there’s that to get excited about!
Roberto Orci officially directing ‘STAR TREK 3.’ Aiight.
Roberto Orci is officially directing Star Trek 3. Dude’s never directed a film before. (Co)written some movies I’ve enjoyed, (co)written some movies I haven’t enjoyed. So, I am officially agnostic regarding this news. How about you folks?
Channing Tatum confirmed as GAMBIT for ‘X-MEN’ movies.
Channing Tatum is Gambit. Yeah, sooo. I don’t really know what to feel. I like Channing Tatum. I generally hate Gambit. The casting of one as the other confuses me. But whatever. #YOLO #MonAmi #WritingInDialectSucks
REG E. CATHEY cast in ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ as Dr. Franklin Storm.
Fantastic Four has found its fantastically stormy father of Sue and Johnny. Does that sentence make sense? What is sense, anyways? Let’s drink! Seriously though, cool news. Reg E. Cathey has been cast as Dr. Franklin Storm.
Here’s a poster for Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR’, plus trailer news
I have no fucking idea what to make of Interstellar. The original teaser gave nothing, purported plot leaks have something to do with a fucking corn crisis, and it stars my hero Rustin Cohle. So I’m excited, confused, moderately aroused. Business as usual. Here’s the first poster for the flick though, and some information about the upcoming trailer.
‘GODZILLA’ ASIA Trailer: KAIJU BIG BATTLE
So if I’m interpreting this latest gnarly trailer correctly, Godzilla is going to do a Face turn in this movie? Be relied upon to beat some Kaiju ass?
Rumor: MATT DAMON for AQUAMAN in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’
*Insert innumerable jokes about Batman and Aquaman talking to each other in Boston accents. Asking each other how they like apples. Maybe combing Robin Williams’ beard. Final sentence ends the post with shot at Zack Snyder and all the creative powers that be at DC Entertainment.*
‘THE WINTER SOLDIER’ becomes Highest Grossing April Release. Ever.
I’ve seen The Winter Soldier three times. I don’t just like it. It’s a bit more intense than that. No lie: I’ve commissioned a Falcon/Bucky double-ended dildo that I intend on fitting into myself while holding my custom made Captain America Hitachi on my nipples during my first Blu-Ray viewing. Apparently they don’t let you do that in theaters because they hate fun. So fuck yeah!, I’m excited that it’s April’s highest grossing movie ever.
‘GODZILLA’ Japanese Trailer: Destruction In The Lizard-King’s Native Tongue!
First a dope Godzilla poster today, and now this? Aww yiggity yeah, fuck faces! It’s less than a month until Lizard-King featuring Scarlet Witch, Walter White and more drops on these shores. There may be no better way to continue to perpetuate the MUCH EXCITE than to bask in another trailer for the flick. This one! In Japanese!
