#December2016

Rumor: Megan Fox To Play Poison Ivy In ‘Gotham City Sirens’

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Megan Fox to play Poison Ivy? That’s the rumor. And if a comic book is announced, and there isn’t mind-numbing, incessant rumor-mongering about it, does it really exist? I’m not sure. But, that isn’t a problem for Gotham City Sirens, mere days after being announced.

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First look at MEGAN FOX as APRIL O’NEIL. More like APRIL O’NO. LOL.

BARK AT THE MOON.

Rome is burning, folks. So is our childhood.

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‘NINJA TURTLES’ CO-CREATOR not happy with Megan Fox as April O’Neil. Well, duh.

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Not the most shocking thing in the world. A dude with a brain – who just so happens to be the Ninja Alien Not-Teenager Not-Turtles Things (now) co-creator hates the idea of Megan Fox playing April O’Neil.

Doi!

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MEGAN FOX is APRIL O’NEIL’ in the ‘NINJA TURTLES’ MOVIE reboot. It’s all f**king over.

Megan Fox.

If there was any doubt (there shouldn’t have been) that Michael Bay’s Ninja Thing Alien Surfers reboot was going to suck, you can cast aside those foolish notions. Megan Fox has joined the enterprise, portraying a childhood crush of mine. She’ll be taking the role over, bringing to it freakishly large thumbs, and raging vapidity.

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