#March2012

Joss Whedon Confirms NO SKRULLS OR KREE In His Avengers. Well Then.

Ain’t going to be no Skrull or Kree in  Avengers. Confirmed by Whedon himself.

Hit the jump for his explanation.

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‘The Avengers’ GERMAN TRAILER: New Footage Of Dialogue I Can’t Understand

So, The Avengers  trailer now comes flavored in German. With that new delicious language comes a few extra moments of Brucey, Cap, and Anthony Stark joking around. In German. Despite the barrier (for me), you can still dig the rapport.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Joe Quesada Responds To DC’s ‘New 52’ and ‘Avengers vs. X-Men’ Comparisons

Marvel COO and former artist (shots fired!) Joe Quesada has spouted off about all the DC ‘New 52’ and Avengers vs. X-Men  comparisons. If you’ve half a brain, it’s pretty much the noise you were expecting.

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Funny Books We’re Snagging This Week: Einstein Isn’t Just Gentle, He’ll Kiss You

Hello friends. Gals. Guys. Transpecimens from an alternate dimension reading this in the future as some ethnographic study on our primitive simian brain-stems. This is Funny Books We’re Snagging This Week, the comic book column where we spaz and spout and maybe even rub it a little over the week’s funny book releases.  Everyone’s invited! Especially if you find something not covered. Not certain what’s coming out? Hit up ComicList.

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New ‘Avengers’ Images Got Maria Hill Overseeing The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. Lovin’ It

Cobie Smulders is goddamn perfect casting for Maria Hill in the Avengers  flick, and I use the following images to corroborate my claim.

Hit the jump to see how right I am.

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‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.

Errbuddy Strike A Pose.

Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers  is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.

Hit the jump. Strike a pose.

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Comics We’re Buying This Week: Holy Sh*t, A Paul Pope Sighting!

The name is the game! Welcome to Comics We’re Buying This Week, the communal comic book welcome wagon where we all share the hotness we’re snagging from the funny book farm on a given Wednesday. Per usual: my taste is shite, and I’m always looking to broaden my horizons. Don’t know what’s dropping? Behold ComicList.

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New Pics From ‘The Avengers’ Feature Total Doofus Mode, and CASUAL FLEXING.

Did you know that Thor was the master of the casual flex? You can see all of the hotness in a new picture from The Avengers. What is he doing? Oh nothing. Looking at something on a computer screen. While his fucking triceps go goddamn insane.  Also featured: slow rollin’.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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Marvel’s Biggest Marketing Push Ever Is For ‘AvX’…Think About That.

Marvel’s throwing their biggest marketing push ever  behind the upcoming Avengers fight X-Men: Then They Totally Won’t Team-Up At The End To Fight The Phoenix Or Some Shit. Biggest ever!

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Video: First Clip From ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Is More Like ‘Blasé Peter Parker’

Rendar alerted me to the existence of this clip and told me it was good. I watched it, and asked him why it was good. He then said “well, it wasn’t bad”, to which I agreed. This raised the question, why would The Powers That Be use this clip from The Amazing Spider-Man? Eh!?

Who knows. Hit the jump to check it out.

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