#May2012

Marvel Goes DIGITAL EXCLUSIVE With COMIXOLOGY

Marvel is going ahead and locking up their digital comic book distributor, working exclusively with comiXology from here on in. Note that this is for single-issue. A worthy detail to appreciate.\

Read the rest of this entry »

‘THE AVENGERS’ (Hulk) SMASHES All-Time Domestic Box Office Opening Weekend Gross. Hell Yeah.

Hellllllllll yeah. Avengers  has broken the all-time domestic box office opening, farting on all those that dared come before it. Big, green Hulkian farts, flinging witty quips of disparagement as it does so.

Read the rest of this entry »

The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.


The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:

–  You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.

– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.

– You have a fucking pulse.

If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it.   If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.

Read the rest of this entry »

Solo ‘HULK’ Movie Being Considered For 2015 Release; GREEN BACKS PREVAIL.

I’m getting a bit of the old motion sickness from whipping my head around following the conflicting Hulky reports. I had just assumed a movie was in the works. Kevin Feige said no. Now some other dude who runs a part of the Marvel Entertainment Kraken is all like “Yeah, prolly”. Someone give me a goddamn answer!

Read the rest of this entry »

INFOGRAPHIC: Marvel Movie Universe Timeline. SH*T IS INTENSE.

pre-avengers timeline

This shit is intense right hurr. How about the entire Marvel Movie Universe done up in an annotated timeline? Who has the time to make this shit? Wait, who has the time to blog all day about nonsense? Touche, good friend. Touche.

Read the rest of this entry »

SAMUEL JACKSON and AGENT COULSON Come to MAINSTREAM MARVEL. Groancore.

Marvel foresees a problem. Their little indie flick coming out called  Avengers  has a character in it named Nick Fury who looks exactly like Samuel L. Jackson. When the aforementioned passion project drops, the three or four people who go from the theater to the comic shop looking for the old Nick Fury funny books (it isn’t going to happen) may get really, really confused when the mainstream character looks nothing like Deep Blue Sea  shark-bait. Marvel’s got an answer for that conundrum. It’s just confusing. And stupid.

Read the rest of this entry »

Video: ‘AVENGERS ON A BUDGET’ Is EPIC Gone Pudgy Shoestring

These shoestring recreations of the whiz-bang multimillion dollar Avengers  trailers are pretty choice. It’s like we’re all totally stoked for  the movie because its noodling our inner child, and then this movie is our inner child hood noodling the movie.  I don’t know what the fuck that means.

Hit the jump to check it out.

Read the rest of this entry »

‘HAWKEYE’ By FRACTION and AJA To Launch In August. Frak Yeah.

Everyone in the Avengers fucking party! I know, I know. Spreading thin, et cetera. I don’t care. Hawkeye  by Fraction and Aja is coming, bringing with it a groin swell from my corner of the room.

Covers and deets post-jump.

Read the rest of this entry »

Matt Fraction and David Aja Reteaming for new MARVEL SERIES. Oh Hell Yes.

I first really began to take notice of Matt Fraction during his stint on Iron Fist  with Ed Brubaker and David Aja, many moons ago. A lifetime of funny books since. Now the Fraction-Man and Aja are going to be reteaming it seems, and this has my balls aflutter.

Read the rest of this entry »

Rumor: Disney Planning A Marvel Animated Movie. Maybe. Whispers Say. Walls Talks.

Man! Sometimes corporations eating one another and defecating cross-platform synergy lessons can be awesome. That is, provided this rumor is true.

Read the rest of this entry »