#December2012

‘MAN OF STEEL’ TRAILER #2: Bearded Kal-El and ridiculous visuals.

No lie: I just watched this trailer at work on a computer with no sound, and the effort still managed to give me goosebumps. Visually ridiculous, tonally serious. I am so, so stoked.

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New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ promo pic has Superman feeling (deep) blue.

Shazam! Whoops. Wrong character. I’m not certain what Superman yells. “Oh, I’m lonely!”, perhaps? Whatever the case. Here is a new promo picture from Man of Steel, giving us mouth breathers a better look at Supes’ outfit. Methinks some people are going to hyperventilate over the changes in the aesthetic. Calm down, folks. Calm down.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ poster has Superman as like, misunderstood villain.

Oh noes! Superman is considered a villain! Sworn to protect a peoples who doesn’t understand him. They wonder why he flies around in kinky purple latex, and doesn’t like. You know. Just fix all the Earth’s problems in one day and then go about enjoying the rest of his life.

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Zack Snyder: ‘MAN OF STEEL’ keeping things on course for ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE.’ Wee?

Lost in the noise regarding JGL donning Batman’s mantle – possibly – is this white noise eminating out of Zack Snyder’s throat. Homeboy is throwing down about Man of Steel, and how it will tie into DC’s Not Avengers. Normally I’d be breathing hot fart hate, but I quite enjoyed the teaser trailer for the film. Keeping that in mind, while ruminating on the hot groin love of 300, I will try and mitigate my snark.

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Rumor: JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT is Batman in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ and ‘MAN OF STEEL’

Joseph Gordon-Levitt set pants aflame this summer when he nearly totally donned the mantle at the end of Dark Knight Rises. Almost immediately, people were clamoring for him to continue the franchise. It seemed totally ridic. Fan service! Now however, there is smoke to that rumor. Read the news, then let me know what you think.

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DC doesn’t confirm SCOTT SNYDER doing ‘MAN OF STEEL’ COMIC. Pretty do confirm it.

One of those stalwart manners for cross-promoting a comic book and a funny rag movie is to get yourself a tie-in comic. Usually that sort of thing makes me puke chunks. Little corn-filled chunks, from them corn and beans empanadas that I pound before power lifting. Maybe this next one from DC will be different, though. They haven’t confirmed it, but word on the corporate-synergy-market-everything-into-paste vine is that Scotty Snyder will be helming a Man of Steel comic.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ TEASER TRAILER: I hate that I don’t hate this.

I caught this Man of Steel trailer prior to my viewing of Dark Knight Rises, and now it is online for the rest of the world to see. My main problem with this teaser trailer is that I actually find it enjoyable. This can only be setting me up for the inevitable disappointment of experiencing yet another Zack Snyder flick. Right? Fuck, I hope I’m wrong.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ FOOTAGE and NEW POSTER Debut at Comic-Con. Check them out right hurr.

Man of Steel footage dropped. Here’s some collated reactions, plus a new poster.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ COSTUMES REVEALED; Kneel Before Latex!

Hey friends. Have you too forgotten about Man of Steel? I don’t know if its willful repression of the fact that the post-Dark Knight Rises DC movieverse is helmed by Zack Snyder or early senility, but I keep forgetting this flick exists. Anyways, here’s some costumes from it.

Leave your thoughts in the comments box.

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Warner Bros. Reveals ‘MAN OF STEEL’ BANNER. Kneel Before Something…Such.

Goddamn Warner Bros. getting me up off the comforts of my couch far past when I want to be vomiting to you. They went and dropped the banner for the upcoming Zack Snyder Vomitfest Superman Reboot, Man of Steel. Yeah, it’s okay or something. I’m going back to my cold Diet Dew and the sporting events.

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