#August2012

OMEGA LEVEL will be at Fan Expo Canada this week! Batten hatches, mortals.

Hello friends! The Omegalytes are transcending space and national borders this week to lock down a booth at Fan Expo Canada. The sumbitch is in Toronto from August 23-26, and we encourage all of you in the area to stop on by our little niche of insanity at the gala. Come! Behold Rendar Frankenstein, Patrick Bateman, the suspiciously familiar looking Allen Drinkwater pushing OMNI, Budrickton and myself.

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Now Listening: PSY – GANGNAM STYLE [This video is madness.]

This video has melted my mind. It has forced me to evolved, and for that I am better off. I know it is probably like tots old for the 4chan and tumblr wizards out there, but I’m just getting my first taste. It is the wonder.

Hold the phone, it is Jennifer Lawrence’s birthday.

The following is probably a work of fiction.

It is Jennifer Lawrence’s birthday. National holiday. I knew that Jennifer Lawrence would love me right from the get-go. Now, don’t call this a coincidence, because you’re jealous. The first time, I swear the first time I saw The Hunger Games she winked at me. Right at me! This isn’t an optical illusion. Right as she is climbing into that little pod-tube thing to writhe about for a tepid forty minutes in a death match, she winked.

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How we celebrate Nana turning 91 years old in the Omega family.

Rendar’s was actually more provocative.

We’re a corrosive element.

No grandparents are spared.

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Marvel Ending NINE TITLES In October As MARVEL NOW! Kicks Off. Groan. They’ll Be Back.

Marvel is ending nine goddamn titles this October as their Marvel NOW! initiative gets underway. Goddamn ridiculous. Half of these titles have already been ended in the past year or so. How many #1 issues can Captain America or Invincible Incredible Wonderful Iron Man have?

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TRAILER: OFWGKTA’s Adult Swim Madness, ‘Loiter Squad’

OFWFKTA continue their domination with their Adult Swim show. It looks equal parts Tim and Eric  and Jackass. I know I’ll be watching. Definitely an acquired taste, and that taste is something like “juvenile dementia”.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Skyrim ‘Arrow To The Knee’ Gets Literal Tattoo.

This is commitment to a fucking meme, right hurr.

Nic Cage’s Copy of Action Comics #1 Sells For $2.16 Million. Insanity Included.

Nic Cage’s copy of Action Comics #1 which has been soaked in his glorious madness ambiance, stolen, and since returned, has sold for a fucking fuck-ton of greenbacks.

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Nic Cage’s Copy of ‘Action Comics’ #1 Recovered, In Cage Fashion.

After a decade of being separated, Nic Cage has been reunited with his copy of Action Comics #1. Like every other story in the world surrounding this Living Deity, the story is full of madness, and a glorious quote by Cage himself.

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