Ha! Looks like my prediction of the Star Wars going full Marvel Movie Universe wasn’t just the blatherings of a man who masturbates into a Jabba the Hutt sock. I mean, well. It was quite that, it just turns out that it is true as well.

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Aiight, George Lucas. Just this once, I’ll refrain from cussing your soul out. You’ve made a lifetime of money off of shitty adaptations and action figures, but you’re putting that loot to good use. After selling the Lucasfilm property to Mickey Mouse, you’re parlaying that money into education. This is rad.

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LucasFilm has registered the domain “Star Wars: Identities”, prompting geeks like me to breath a sigh of relief. You see, creating new aberrations and slights on God  is less painful to me than seeing him meddle with the OT. Still though, what could it be?

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