#May2016
Channing Tatum cast in ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’
I’m up for Channing Tatum in pretty much anything. So, yeah, join the cast of Kingsman 2. I was going to watch it regardless, but it’s another sprinkling of excitement.
‘Kingsman 2’ casts Julianne Moore as its villain
A lot of people were much more hype for the original Kingsman than me. However, I enjoyed it enough to be interested in a sequel, and I’m definitely interested in Julianne Moore playing the villain.
Sofia Boutella (‘Kingsman’) getting significant ‘Star Trek 3’ role
I don’t know much about Sofia Boutella, other than she’s fucking awesome in Kingsman. So sign me up for her being in Star Trek 3, which officially has me sweating all up in my panties.
Weekend Open Bar: Summon The Devil Electric!!!
OH FUCK SHIT. The bar is open! It’s late! Supposed to open last night, but here we are. A day late. Namely because I spent last night eating too much, consuming too many mind-altering substances, and then woke up around noon today. But here we are! Let’s shoot the shit about what we’re doing this Weekend. To enjoy our Lives. It’s BLUE SKIES and ABOVE FREEZING TEMPERATURES in my neck of the woods. So we’re already off to a good start. Pull up a chair. Tell me a tale.
Weekend Open Bar: YAS YAS YAS
It’s the fucking weekend! It’s the fucking weekend! That means I don’t have to drive into the Frozen Hellscape that is Boston for two fucking days! It also means the Wife is returning from eight days of conferencing in San Francisco! Glory be to the highest, I’m so fucking ready for this weekend. And you should be too! Let’s celebrate together at the Open Bar! Drag a chair up next to me, consume your favorite chemicals, and share what you’re up to the next two days!
Monday Morning Commute: Frost Giants, Wampas, and White Walkers, Oh My
Another Monday. Another snow day. The Frost God gives no fuck about the Northeast Corridor of the Empire. Week after week The Frostbitten-Fuck Deity has pummeled us, twisting our psychic-nipples and daring us to concede. There sure ain’t no fucking commuting going on for this guy. There sure ain’t no fucking classes being taught. But at least if the heat goes out, I can use all the syllabi I’ve printed out as fucking kindling. ‘Cause they sure aren’t representative of our semester progression any longer. Alas! Alack! And while there isn’t any shuffling to work today, there is the Abyss that is yet another day or two of Cabin Fever.
Here’s what I’m looking forward to and digging this week. Should I be able to leave the house. Should the power remain on.
What are you sweating over the next seven?
