The DC Cinematic Universe is a fucking dumpster fire these days. It has been for a while, actually. Raging endlessly, with each month bringing its own crisis. However, you know what would be a step in the right direction? Casting Jon Hamm as fucking Batman. It’s been rumored dude wants to be Batman. Now, he’s fucking confirmed he would take the role. So like, let’s go.
Top Gun 2 is really going to be a thing. And I’m fine with that, given my love for both 1980s movies, and Tom Cruise action hero bullshit. However, this casting is odd nonetheless. Again, again! I’m not complaining. But, what exactly is a afoot here?
Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Reportedly. But, still. Let’s marinate in those wanky fanboy juices for a second, and say it again. Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Oh god, my nips get hard just contemplating it. Thus, it probably ain’t going to come to pass. Huh?
Jon Hamm. Doing Jon Hamm things. Smoldering, posing, looking well dressed. I don’t know Good Omens, I ain’t opposed to it, and Hamm definitely excites me.
I know pretty much nothing about Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett‘s novel Good Omens. Other than, well, it’s probably good. Oh! And now, that its adaptation has gained one Jon Hamm.
This trailer is some straight-up Black Mirror shit, and I mean that in the best way possible.
Rob Liefeld is a man-child of infinite splendor, a man whom I can look up to for inspiration and pouches. The BoyGenius weighed in last night on Jon Hamm’s Golden Globes win, using the time to stump for the actor to play Cable. I mean, this shit ain’t ever going to happen. But we can dream.
Final seasons are a wonderful thing. All sorts of people return. Even those like Rob Lowe who apparently most of the Parks and Rec cast couldn’t stand. It makes sense though. Get the gang back together! Rally them around the watering hole for one last Ritual Spit and Shit, and send them out to the pasture together.
Are you like me, ready to gobble up anything Mad Men related? Then I got a poster for you! Not interested? No harm! No foul! Keep moseying.
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