‘Fargo’ Season 2 Trailer: We’re Just Out of Balance


John Boyega

Apparently there’s an enormous as fuck Jedi apprentice role in the new Warring Stars flick. And said role is now down to five actors.  As a sweaty loser with a Wampa butt plug, I’m going to sweat Episode VII pretty much regardless. Of anything. But there’s one dude on this list that would absolutely fucking break my dick. We’re talking rocketing out of the crotch of my Wicket cosplay and impaling my cat type level of excitement.

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Abrams says ‘EPISODE VII’ script is done. Confirms Meth Damon (Jesse Plemons) rumors.

J.J. Abrams.

The script for Episode VII is done! Thank goodness. I didn’t know how long it was going to take Abrams to shoehorn all of his fan service before finally stapling down on the final product (just kidding only slightly though ’cause of reports that he wants Ep. VII to be original character-centric). So yeah! Oh, and the Guy Who Flared also confirms something rather gnarly. You know, the rumors that Meth Damon could maybe be a Skywalker.

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Jesse Plemons (METH DAMON) considered for ‘EPISODE VII’ LEADING ROLE

Meth Damon.

Meth Damon! Jesus Christ! That scary, dead-eyed motherfucker! He’s seriously going to be considered for a leading role in Episode VII? I mean the kid has chops as long as he’s playing a dead, sociopathic, terrifying fucker. Like, but, a Skywalker?

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