#July2014
‘Interstellar’ Trailer: Couldn’t You Have Told Her?
Oh man. I have it on good authority (Christopher Nolan+The First Two Trailers) that this movie is going to break me. In all the best ways possible.
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Here’s a poster for Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR’, plus trailer news
I have no fucking idea what to make of Interstellar. The original teaser gave nothing, purported plot leaks have something to do with a fucking corn crisis, and it stars my hero Rustin Cohle. So I’m excited, confused, moderately aroused. Business as usual. Here’s the first poster for the flick though, and some information about the upcoming trailer.
Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR’ Teaser Trailer: Dare to Dream Again
There is very little in the way of footage in the first trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Instead we have Matthew McConaughey with a table-setting monologue about humanity’s loss of dreaming. Though I find this to be a pretty insular view, and would be more fairly applied to the governments of the world (who used the space race far more as cold war maneuvering than genuine desire to explore) than us individuals who populate the Blue Marble. Whatever. Look at me. Blah, blah, blah.
CASEY AFFLECK joins ‘INTERSTELLAR’, riding the NOLAN SPACESHIP into glory.
Everybody! Everybody is in this fucking movie, and I cannot wait. Yes, Casey Affleck. Welcome to the trip. No, don’t let the tight quarters get to you. There is room to sit down. Right on my knee.
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN + JAMES BOND = REAL. Maybe. Sort of.
Christopher Nolan opined back during some movie’s marketing (Inception?) that he would love to direct a Bond flick. Well buckle up fuckers, because what was once seemingly outlandish may actually come to fruition. Word on the street has it that the director is in informal talks to helm a James Bondage experience.
MICHAEL CAINE and JESSICA CHASTAIN are GOING TO F**KING SPACE with Nolan.
Michael Caine and Christopher Nolan cannot quit one another. Nay, they refuse to even think about it. The two are reuniting for Interstellar, and they’re bringing along Jessica Chastain.
This movie is going to be tits.
BRING LATEX: Anne Hathaway cast in Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR.’ Please, the suit.
Real talk, and I can’t help it: Anne Hathaway in the Catwoman suit was a glorious addition to my spank-tank last year. There’s just something sultry as fuck about it. Plus I have a latex fetish that has me dry-humping spatulas and shit. So whatever. But…where was I? Oh yes, this same Anne Hathaway has been cast in Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Far out.
NOLAN’S ‘INTERSTELLAR’ to star Matthew McConaughey. Yeehaw!
Matthew McConausomething must be suffering through some kind of career renaissance. Homeboy is barely done shaking his dong in Magic Mike and now none other than Christopher Nolan is eyeballing him. I don’t mind the good lad’s acting, but that hasn’t stopped me being surprised at the casting.
Christopher Nolan’s SCI-FI FLICK ‘INTERSETELLAR’ dropping in November 2014.
Boing, boing, boing! That is the sound of my sad schlong dancing in my pants. The current ditty is is jigging to comes courtesy of the news that Chris Nolan’s next flick has an official release date. Should I live to see November of 2014, I will be able to bask in the (assumed) glory that is Nolan doing science-fiction on the largest of screens.
