Oh fuck. I thought that I was apathetic towards a second Incredibles, but here I fucking am. The advertising push has sucked me right in!
Pixar has swapped the release dates of two of its biggest sequels, Incredibles 2 and Toy Story 4. Perhaps notably, this is the third delay for the fourth Toy Story installment.
Most of the time I exist in a world where I forget that Incredibles 2 is happening. I’ve never really clamored for a sequel to the original classic, and I’m not particularly excited about the prospect of a sequel. Yet, despite this, I’m pretty sure I’m going to love it. When It drops. In June, 2019.
Brad! Stop fuckin’ fucking with us, bro. If you’re going to make Incredibles 2, stuff yourself in that Pixar Digi-Lab and get it done. There is an entire generation of Incredibles fans who take these teasings quite seriously. I mean, “feels like”? What the fuck.
I’m going to be able to tell my kids something. Drunken off Dew, a tumor the side of a grapefruit lodged in my skull, eyes bulging. I’ll mumble at a howl, “I remember when Pixar made original movies! Good movies! Not fucking sequels! Now fetch me my Oculus Rift! And my meds! Daddy needs to go to the Black Sun and sword fight Hiro Protagonist.”