#June2012

Zoe Aggeliki Totally In Talks To Play JOHANNA MASON In ‘CATCHING FIRE’.

Zoe Aggeliki may be an unknown quantity to people like me, but if this casting goes through she is about to go boom. That’s the sound of her blowing up. Yeah, groan, I know.

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‘CATCHING FIRE’ Casting Rumors: Jena Malone (Blegh) And KEVIN NASH (Huzzah!) Up For Roles

We all know that I’m going to see Catching Fire, my obsession with J-Law demanding supplication. Outside of her buxom bossiness though, I haven’t really been stoked about the flick. Then they said the magic words.

Kevin Nash.

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Garrett Hedlund, Armie Hammer, and Taylor Kitsch All In Running For Finnick Odair In ‘CATCHING FIRE’; FAN GIRLS FIGHT

With the  thunderous  arrival of Avengers, the original slambang flick of the year has been forgotten somewhat. Fear not, Hunger Games  fans! Soon the assuredly mediocre sequel to the definitely mediocre original flick will be coming! For now, prepare yourselves by arguing over casting decisions.

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‘TOY STORY 3’ Writer Michael Arndt In Talks To Re-write ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel.

The mind behind Toy Story 3  may be brought on to punch up Catching Fire, the sequel to Everyone Loves A Good Adolescent Bloodbath (Games). Now if we could just get him to travel back in time to save the source novel.

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Francis Lawrence Officially Directing ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel. We Can All Lower Our Hopes Now.

Man, for a while I was amped. The list of potential directors for the Hunger Games  sequel was stacked and everything was looking glossy. Now that they’ve announced the director my world has turned grey. A pall has emerged. Eh, whatever. Second book ain’t that great anyways.

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Francis Lawrence Offered ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel ‘CATCHING FIRE’, Odds Not In Our Favor.

Francis Lawrence is the directorial powerhouse behind Constantaine  and I Am Legend. With such remarkable feats such as those, it makes sense why Lionsgate would court him for Catching Fire.  

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Bennett Miller and Francis Lawrence Added To Possible ‘CATCHING FIRE’ Directors. I’ll Do It. I’ll Direct.

Two more bozo clowns have been added to the list of people that may or may not be directing the Hunger Games  sequel, Catching Fire. One did Moneyball, the other did Constantaine. Figure out which one you would want.

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ALFONSO CUARON, DAVID CRONENBERG Shortlisted For ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel? I Just Came.

Jesus Christ. If I knew that Gary “Hey Don’t Vomit From My Camera Work” Ross leaving the Hunger Games  sequel meant that two of my favorite directors may have a crack at directing the sequel I never would have bellyached.

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Wait! GARY ROSS Isn’t Officially Out of ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel Yet. Birds Chirp.

Pump those breaks! Despite news last week breaking that Gary Ross was taking his ball and going home when it came to the Hunger Games  sequel, there’s still a chance we’ll get his shaky cam nonsense in Catching Fire.

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