#November2015

Cosplay: Handsome Jack from ‘Borderlands’ lives up to his name

Cosplay: Genderbent Handsome Jack from ‘Borderlands 2’

Weekend Open Bar: Just trying to live my life as a decent (Hawk)guy

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It’s the Weekend, man. Which means the Bar is Open! I’m feeling particularly relaxed this weekend. Most of this relaxation is due in part to the momentary lull in the Maelstrom that is Home Ownership. Purchase and Sale: signed. House appraisal by the bank: done. Now it’s merely a thousand or so documents to be faxed by us to the Corporate Overlords, and awaiting the official closing. Additionally, my summer class is winding down. Just one more week, and ain’t no teaching taking place during it (not my choice, but I will not complain about not having to lesson plan until September). So life is good. Relaxed, I dare say. So yeah, weekend is lining up to be a enjoyable: some Lucha Underground, some DVR purging, some time with Bae. Pizza, obviously.

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Cosplay: Rule 63 Handsome Jack from ‘Borderlands’ got me feeling things

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If I’m going to get back into the cosplay-posting-game, I suppose it makes sense to bring in two of my favorite things. Borderlands and Handsome Jack. (And yes, extremely pretty people.)

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‘BORDERLANDS: THE PRE-SEQUEL’ Trailer: HANDSOME JACK x OZYMANDIAS

Handsome Jack.

Ah, Borderlands. Don’t ever fucking change. The franchise is already absurd. The title for the forthcoming game is doubly absurd. And now having Handsome Jack recite a narcissistically-altered rendition of that poem Walter White wrote (heh) for Breaking Bad, “Ozymandias?” Absurdity+++

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‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ TRAILER: Everybody wants to HUNT VAULTS

Tales from the Borderlands trailer.

Never mind my hesitation. All it took was a trailer to make me loot-moan. My vault is ready to gape open for this goodness,

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Be Handsome Jack from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ with this printable mask. Geekcraft rock!

This is the berries, right hurr. Jeffrey Broome has concocted a printable mask of the smarmy Borderlands 2 antagonist for us to all don with glee. Forget Guy Fawkes, it is all Handsome Jack. All the time.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ LAUNCH TRAILER: Everything is handsome, nothing hurts.