I’ve been binging 1980s action flicks lately, and as I have, I’ve realized something. The perfect length for (almost) any movie is 90 minutes. 97 minutes with credits. So, shoutout to Game of Thrones for capping off their seventh season with a perfect-length film.

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New Game of Thrones trailer! Season 7 awaits! I should really catch-up on this show!

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Game of Thrones, America’s favorite ruthlessly mediocre, incessantly nihilistic, gorgeously produced show has a return date. The seventh season arrives July 16. I’ll catch-up by then, if only to complain about the show and the extravagant and unwarranted praise it receives.

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Abridged Winter is coming, folks. As Game of Thrones winds down its blood-filled existence with two final seasons, it appears confirmed that they’ll both be shorter than the previous ones.

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I’m currently catching up on Game of Thrones, after parting ways with the show during its fourth season. I was fairly confident I was going to finish watching all the missed episodes in time for the seventh season’s premiere. But now, I’m like, really confident.

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