Marshmello putting on concert in ‘Fortnite’ this weekend, combining TWO OF THE FUCKING CORNIEST THINGS GOING

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Marshmello. Has that lame ass song you probably hum along to. Fortnite. Undeniably corny, but it seems that everyone fucking plays it. Therefore, it makes sense to combine both of these lame-ass entities. The only way this shit could get more whack is if that industry shill dork-ass Ninja hosted the concert.

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‘Fornite’ has been installed on fucking nearly half of all Nintendo Switches

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Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.

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Fuck Yeah: Sony finally allowing cross-play starting with ‘Fornite’

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I’m happy about this. Not so much because it directly impacts me, but it shows Sony listening to its fans. They could sit fat and happy on top, but why not keep padding its image?

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