#August2015
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ News: Diego Luna joins the cast
Who is Diego Luna? This ignorant pig doesn’t know! But I will know sooner than later, given that he’s joined the cast to a fucking Star Wars movie.
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Teaser! Plus! Plot Details. Death Star Plans GET
Here’s a preview for Star Wars: Rogue One. I’m very stoked that it is about stealing the plans for the first Death Star.
‘Star Wars’ Standalone News: Felicity Jones is the lead, Edgar Ramirez & Aaron Paul for male lead
WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING HAD! Here I was all celebrating my Orphan Blackian victory, after news hit that Tatiana Maslany won the role in the Star Wars standalone. But now it’s confirmed that it’s Felicity Jones? WHO?! JKmaybesheiswonderful. I’m just not familiar. Oh! And SOLO, BITCH! is still a possibility.
‘Star Wars’ Standalone Movie Casting: Tatiana Maslany, Rooney Mara, and Felicity Jones testing
OH GOD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We may get some Orphan Black in our Galaxy Far, Far Away. This is glorious.
Is BLACK CAT in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’? If it is Felicity Jones, please yes.
Felicity Jones is a very pretty lady. Latex is like, tots my favorite fetish. Should Marc Webb bring Miss Jones and latex together in the form of Black Cat, he can have my first child. Wait, the Mrs. is saying that isn’t cool. He can have his choice of sock from my collection. They all contain many of my children.
Anna Kendrick, Felicity Jones and Imogen Poots in running for ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ female lead.
Sharon Carter, who shall play you? If this recent report is correct, it is between three ladies. I wouldn’t mind being between these three ladies. Know what I’m saying? Eh? Like, you know. On a plane. They’re probably compact. Easy on my knees during flight.
