#June2021

Weekend Open Bar: Loki-ing For A Good Time

It’s been a hot fucking minute since I rattled off one of these diarrhea-blasts of existential enormity, no? But I’m here right now, ready to plunder your holes with my textual absurdity. Let the ole cyber-tongue rattle around and find where it gets you good. I’m not saying you know that I’m good for, but if you’ve found this post you probably already know me. Yes? Fucking yes!

How has everyone been doing? I’ve been surfing along the astral-plane and simultaneously tethered to this rot-ass meat-space like the rest of ya’ll. When I’m not high and surfing the Beyond with Bateman or my Wife, I’m trudging through a miserable remote summer class.

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‘Fast and Furious 9’ is probably going to space, teases star Ludacris. This is the logical and fucking perfect continuation, dudes

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F9 star Ludacris is teasing something big, my dudes. Specifically?TheĀ Fast and Furious franchise is going to space, friends. Fucking finally! The franchise, perhaps one of the greatest ever, has succeeded by continuously jumping over the shark. And if there’s one thing they gotta tackle before it comes to an end, it’s the fucking cosmos.

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‘Fast & Furious 9’ Trailer: Cena’s here, Han’s back, this franchise fucking rules

I’m not being ironic when I say theĀ Fast and Furious franchise has some of the best action going in Hollywood. And, I mean, it’s an unrelenting high-five to the power of bros loving one another, and strong-bicep’d uppercuts. So, I’m all the way in, baby!

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