‘The Meg 2’ Director Ben Wheatley Wants to Make a ‘DOOM’ movie and Let Him You Fucking Cowards!

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The Meg 2 director Ben Wheatley wants to make a DOOM movie and the wonder he could bring to the franchise makes my tits stiffen. Let this man direct that movie. As well, if you’re an ignorant knob and you only know Ben Wheatley from his connection with Meg 2, get learned and then come back here. You see, dude has directed a bunch of cult classics, especially Kill List.

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Microsoft confirms some future Bethesda games will be Xbox and PC exclusive. Fucking obviously.

microsoft confirms future bethesda games exclusive

Microsoft has confirmed what should have been fucking obvious. Namely, some future Bethesda games will be exclusive to XBOX and PC. You don’t spend fucking $7.5 billion to give PlayStation all your dope games.

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Now you can play ‘Doom’ inside ‘Minecraft’ on a bootable Windows 95 computer. Jesus Fuck, you brilliant bastards

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The quest to play Doom on everything continues, motherfuckers. As well, the quest to create everything in Minecraft also sallies forth. At the same time! You see, now you can play Doom on a Windows 95 computer in Minecraft. Like, what.

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Dude creates computer that only runs ‘Doom’ because ripping-and-tearing must be universal!

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Doom has been pretty much ported to everything at this point. No, really. Like ATMs, and McDonald’s kiosks and shit. The latest Doom iteration? A computer chip that only plays the title.

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‘DOOM Eternal’ had best launch in franchise history. Rip and fucking tear the sales charts!

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DOOM Eternal is equal parts fun and frustrating for me. I think I may be too old for its twitchiness, but I think I’m just dealing with a steep fucking learning curve. That said, I’m glad that it had the best launch in franchise history. Such brutality and unapologetic heavy metal thunder needs to be rewarded.

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Dude gets ‘Doom’ running on a McDonald’s cash register. Future is wild.

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People want to put the original Doom on everything. Doom on an ATM. Doom on a printer. The latest? Doom on a fucking McDonald’s cash register.

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‘Doom Eternal’ Trailers: Prepare to rip and tear Heaven and Hell on November 22, 2019!

Catching-up on posting the shit I dug from E3, and this is a big one. Doom Eternal is dropping on November 22 of this year, fellow Doom Slayers. Right before the Holiday season kicks the fuck off. And nothing screams “entertaining your mother-in-law on Thanksgiving” like playing a Doom game at three-thousand decibels after throwing the turkey off the wall in supplication to your Doom masters. Right?

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Watch: If Alex Jones did voiceover work for ‘Doom’ is the best thing you’ll watch today. I fucking promise.

John Romero auctioned off his ‘Doom 2’ floppies for over $3,000

john romero doom 2 floppies

Rip and tear your bank account, amirite? Still though, would be fun to own these fucking cultural artifacts. If you count simple floppies owned by a game’s creator as cultural artifacts. (I think I do?)

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Watch: ‘Doom’ Running On A MacBook Pro’s TouchBar