#December2011
Video: ‘Bane Speaks’ Parody Of Batman and His Mumble Mouths Is FTW.
I’m staunchly on the following sides: Batman’s voice in Nolan’s trilogy sucks, and I can’t understand Bane in the fucking content released. So this video which parodies both is fucking awesome.
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Christopher Nolan: Bane’s Voice Is Awesome, Shut The F**k Up.
Chalk me up as one of the guys and gals who couldn’t understand a fucking word out of Bane’s mouth during the IMAX prologue. Whether it was because IMAX is always bass-y or because I’ve been to too many concerts or because as the wave of criticism suggests it’s fucking unintelligible, I couldn’t. Christopher Nolan don’t care!
Dark Knight Rises’ Bat-Plane Thing Makes Me Lose It.
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Every time I see this in the trailer, which I’m watching ad nauseam, I start getting the friction burn from unconscious groin handling. At Barry Allen-esque speeds.
Trailer: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Official Theatrical Trailer. Officially.
ALRIGHT IT’S FINALLY UP AND AIN’T NO ONE TAKING IT DOWN ‘CAUSE IT IS SANCTIONED AND SUCH. WATCH IT. LOVE IT. LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS BELOW.
New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Poster Featuring Bane. Back Achingly Good. Get It?!
Hey Bat-friends, want a new poster featuring Bane for The Dark Knight Rises? Hit the jump!
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ To Have 50 Minutes of IMAX-Shot Footage. G’damn.
It’s quickly becoming clear where we should all be seeing The Dark Knight Rises. With nearly 50 minutes of IMAX-shot footage, seeing it on anything less than an IMAX screen is depriving yourself of the true thunderous glory of Nolan’s work.
‘Dark Knight Rises’ Bane Prologue Reactions, and More Bat-Hub.
Hey fuckers! Guess what! Consider this a hub for your Dark Knight Rises goodness that’s spiraling out today. People have seen the Bane prologue before Mission Impossible and word is trickling out. People are happy! I think? I’ve been trying to avoid the spoilers. So in lieu of direct posting and conversation, Imma just point you in the right direction for goodies and details while I try and stay virginal.
Peep the links.
New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Viral Shite: CIA Documents Ahoy!
Want some new Dark Knight Rises viral virtuosity? Hit the jump! Want to stay virginal? Stay put!
Fun after the more tag, ya’ll!
‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue Debuting With ‘Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol’ in IMAX. 6 Minutes Of Heaven.
Forget seeing I Am Legend in IMAX, I went to that movie just to see the prologue for The Dark Knight. Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol was a flick I was interested in seeing, and now I will definitely be attending, because it’s got a glorious Bat-Prologue before it.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Asked Directly About Robin, Plays It Coy. Atta Boy.
JGL continues to keep hope alive for me. I want me a Robin in Dark Knight Rises. Listen man, I’m not talking about some circus motherfucker. I’m talking about a Nolanized version of the character. Simply put: someone who can don the cowl and continue the symbolism that Wayne created in the first movie.
JGL was asked about Robin, and boy did he play a fun game of equivocation.
