Elektra Will Be In ‘The Defenders’, Hopefully Surprising No One

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Elektra is going to be in The Defenders! This apparently is surprising some people, who thought she legitimately “died” in the second season of Daredevil. Nah! C’mon!

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Report: NASA totally *can’t afford* manned missions to Mars

Humans on Mars and shit.

So like, bummer. NASA has issued forth a report that finds that the agency cannot afford manned missions to Mars. Inflation and all that happy horseshit precludes the Great Journey. But they ain’t giving up, instead asking the U.S. government to up said budget. C’mon, Uncle Sam. Hook it the fuck up.

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‘WOLVERINE: THE ADAMANTIUM EDITION’ is huge, contains some sh*t not worth reading.

Enormous thunder time.

A couple of days ago, I was wondering just how proud Marvel was of their terrible origin story, and whether they were going to cling to it. Today, I received my answer in a roundabout way. The company is releasing Wolverine: The Adamantium Collection. Headlining that pig is the origin story in question, thereby assuring that I never buy this bloated tome. Should you have (too much) money to spare and lack the sort of irrational, brain-frying madness that inhabits me, there is some good shit within the beast.

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