#April2016

Confirmed: Ben Affleck writing and directing solo ‘Batman’ movie

Batman from Dawn of Justice.

We all knew this was coming. Or hoping for, at least. Now it’s confirmed.

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NEW ‘STAR WARS’ EVERY F**KING YEAR, starting in 2015.

Star Wars.

I imagine this is going to be a divisive development among those of us who shove lightsabers in our ass – nay, need to shove lightsabers in our ass – just to have an orgasm. Disney has dropped that they are planing on releasing a new Star Wars flick every year, starting in 2015. To this I say: fuck yes! Certainly, it may devalue the magic of the original franchise. However, it’ll also give us a copious amount of the Universe we love. And if one of the flicks sucks? Eh, maybe next year! That said, I can completely understand those who fear overexposure, and underwhelming installments.

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Theater Chain Execs Discussing Allowing CELL PHONE USE In Theaters. Dear Lord.

Motherfuckers! Nothing agitates me in a movie theater as much as seeing a fucking glowing orb in an ocean of auditorium silence. Fucking cell phones. Now this sort of chicanery may be allowed  by none other than theater executives.

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PIXAR Unveils 2013-15 Schedule: DINOSAURS & Mexican Holidays!

Pixar shed some light on their schedule for the next few years a couple of nights ago at  CinemaCon. I hadn’t heard of half this shit, but I’m particularly curious about the project that’s way out. Wayyyyyy out! We’re talking 2015.

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