#January2015
Disney wants Chris Pratt for ‘Indiana Jones’ movie
Should anyone play Indiana Jones, outside of Harrison Ford? Of course not. Could I see Chris Pratt being a suitable replacement in a world where Ford must be replaced? Yes.
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NBC moving ‘Parks and Rec’ to Tuesdays for final season “event”
Fucking sucks that Parks and Rec is ending, man. But it’ll end good. Fucking sucks that NBC is moving the show to Tuesdays for its final season, and pumping out the episodes two at a time. Burning right through them. Over in seven fucking weeks. But I’ll enjoy them.
‘Jurassic World’ Official Trailer: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
This trailer. Dinosaurs? Dope. Fucking around stupidly with genetics? Dope. Chris Pratt’s lines? Eh. Goddamn, though. Looks like it’s going to be a hell of a butthole-clencher.
New ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Empire Magazine Covers Show Off The Heroes and Villains
Couple of covers from the new Empire magazine are sporting the heroes and villains from Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck else do I need to say? Check them out! Or don’t!
NBD: CHRIS PRATT looking hot as f**k on set of ‘JURASSIC WORLD.’
Fuck you, Chris Pratt. And fuck your talent, humor, and now that you’ve put down the Klondike Bars, your irrepressible beauty. This picture from the set of Jurassic World with you rockin’ it on a motorcycle is a whole new level of unfair. Hit the jump to join me in my revelry.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Posters: Star-Lord & Drax Are Totes Buddies
EHHHH, I don’t know. I’m running out of fucking ways to describe these Guardians of the Galaxy character posters. The two final posters completing the set have been dropped, and they’re starring Andy Dwyer and some Wrestler Guy. Get some! In your soul!
Jake Johnson of ‘NEW GIRL’ lands a ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ role. F**k yeah.
Jurassic World ain’t playing fair. It knows I’m middling at best when it comes to the movie. So it keeps stacking the fucking cast with people I adore. First Chris Pratt, and now they’re rolling out my other Spirit Animal? Jake Johnson? God dammit.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ poster is all, irreverent and s**t
YeahIknoweveryoneandtheirmom has already seen this poster, okay? Kiss my ass and write my lesson plans for me if you’re going to bring that critique hammer down on my squash! Still, it’s gnarly as fuck and frankly I want to wank off to it with you folks.
Hit the jump to see it (again)!
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Full Trailer: Middle Finger from the Space A-Holes
Whelp. Here it is. First trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy. A marauding raccoon. Jacked dudes. Patented Chris Pratt humor. Spaceships. That giant-ass tree-thing. Zoe as a smoldering green babe. I’m fucking sold.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Trailer Teaser: Space Lord Mutha Mutha
I’m so jacked and pumped for Guardians of the Galaxy. So jacked! So pumped! It looks exactly like nothing Marvel’s done before, and that’s goddamn glorious. I’m like one of Chris Pratt’s glorious pectoral muscles. Pumped with blood, heaving, sweaty.
And stuff.
