#August2015

First Look: Chris Hemsworth in the ‘Ghostbusters’ reboot

Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters.

Just Thor. Bombing around as the token eye candy on the set of Ghostbusters. Receiving the calls as the reception. Sending them Ghost-Busting People to their latest case and such. I’m digging it.

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First Look: ‘Ghostbusters’ uniforms from Paul Feig’s reboot

First look @ Gosuterbuters unis

I don’t care enough about Ghostbusters to either get excited, or nitpick these new uniforms from Paul Feig’s reboot. But maybe you do care enough for either of those actions! What do you think?

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ CLIP: Thor’s Baddie Awakens.

This guy is coming to whup ass.

Here’s a clip from Thor: The Bearded Babe’s World featuring the antagonist of the flick. I don’t know much about this Malalekinth (starting with how to spell his name), but the homeboy seems pretty fucking foreboding. I’ll take it.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ gets perhaps the PERFECT TUMBLR POSTER.

Accurate.

Yeah, this pretty much summarizes half of the wonderful stuff I come across in the Chris Hemsworth/Tom Hiddleston/Loki/Thor thats on Tumblr.

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OVER 12,000 LOKI FANS petition for a SOLO FILM. He’d Smirk a lot and Canoodle Thor.

They Like Loki.

Listen, I like Loki. He gets Thor all brooding and shit, really darkening the Lightning Lord’s mood and making his beard really pop. Get his Mjölnir throbbing and such. So I dig the character. But I don’t know how I’d feel about a solo film starring him. 12,000 other people? They don’t share my uncertainty.

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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ EMPIRE MAGAZINE IMAGES: MY MJOLNIR IS READY.

Ride the Lightning.

The newest Empire Magazine has something like thirty-three trillion new images from Thor: The Dark World. Marvel in the beauty of the Hammer-Wielding Beauty. Scoff at those who get to bask in his presence, knowing full well that you are much more deserving.

Or at the very least, hit the jump to check them out.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER: LOKI + BRO TEAM-UP FLICK

THOR - THE DARK WORLD.

A new trailer for the second movie starring the character that I proved last week is empirically the greatest superhero of all time. What more do you need? Fall to your knees and thank the Lightning Lord.

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NEW ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ POSTER features LIKE EVERYONE. Brooding and shit.

OH HAI GUISE

Thunder, and lightning, and Thor’s hair is sexy as fuck. Here is the new poster for Thor and Loki Team-Up and Trust One Another, and it has like roughly everyone under the Asgardian sun (suns?) on its face.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: When Blondie is here, Earth’s in trouble.

Thor - The Dark World.

It is a little known fact that if an adult male takes a lightning bolt directly to the epicenter of their asshole, it jettisons all of said male’s seminal fluids in an orgiastic cascade of momentary death. I’m not saying that happened to me while watching this trailer, but I am saying my testicles are covered in procreational gunk.

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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ pics have him ready to SMASH & SMILE.

Thor has seen the spoilers. He laughs at foes.

Here are two new pictures from Thor: The Dark World that feature the varying facets of the Odinson. Namely, his overwhelming desire for  both mirth, and bludgeoning people upon their skulls.

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