Netflix Teases ‘Castlevania’ Season 4 With Sexy Ass Artwork. Gimme more of this shit, please!

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I am deeply, deeply ready to take some moreĀ Castlevania to the fucking dome-piece, my dudes. Netflix seems to know there are horny folk out there for it, too. The motherfuckers have dropped some official artwork for the upcoming season, and it’s got my dick ripe.

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‘Castlevania’ is officially getting a Season 4. I’m staked, I mean stoked, get that shitty pun?!

castlevania season 4

Castlevania is officially getting a season 4, motherfuckers! And I’m goddamn all-in! ‘Cause as lukewarm as I was on the second season, I’m throbbing hot for the third.

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