#March2016

Report: ‘Call of Duty’ is taking place in Space

‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 3cod’ Reveal Trailer: Deus Ex (Post) Modern Warfare

Well, how more places are there to go with Call of Duty? Civil War? Revolutionary War? Might as well go to space! Get creative. I mean, last year’s BLOPS3 was a sneaky cyberpunk game parading as typical CODFISH and I dug it. So to space! To space we go.

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Monday Morning Commute: The loneliness of the long distance space-ship pilot.

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Hey friends. Straight-up static here on Space-Ship Omega. My life has been crazy lately. Frenzy. Frenzied! Busy. And all this madness taken me away from the controls. What about the rest of the crew? Great question. I’m not supposed to tell you this, but Rendar Frankenstein has left the ship. Yup. Quietly departed during a movie night. Whilst you were all entertained by the Team Omega’s sweded version of They Live, Frankenstein grabbed a null-grav suit and fluttered away to a local exoplanet. Pluto? Staring in the mirror puffing his bubble pipe while blathering about the impermanence of pop culture references and stroking his non-existent beard. The Dude? Johnny Hotsauce? An arm wrestling match that’s been going on for nineteen days. Bateman? Triple bypass.

Just me. And you. Aboard the Space-Boat. Here is what I’m using to kill my loneliness.

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‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS’ GAMEPLAY LAUNCH TRAILER: There Will Be Dog

DOG.

Almost that time of the year again. Where I buy the latest Call of Duty, ride the zeitgeist of our Rotting Times, and secretly hate myself.

Here’s the gameplay launch trailer.

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‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS’ SINGLE PLAYER TRAILER: SPACE IS THE PLACE FOR COMBAT

Call of Duty - Ghosts.

I buy every Call of Duty game. I don’t hate them. I marginally enjoy them. It sates my curiosity. Ghosts will be no different.

Here is the trailer for its single-player.

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LISTEN: Official ANTHEM of CALL OF DUTY DOG.

IT HAS DOG.

Adam WarRock has hung the official anthem of CALL OF DUTY dog for all of our listening pleasure. S’all good.

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‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS’ TRAILER: IT HAS DOG. IT HAS DOG.

IT HAS DOG.

The next generation of Call of Duty has arrived. It has dog.

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‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS’ TEASER: Shit Ball Live Action Nonsense!

Call of Duty - Ghosts.

What do you know. Another year, another Call of Duty. Here is a shit-ball trailer for the latest one to grace our Thanksgiving season.

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‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS’ is probably revealed, MORE DUTIES FOREVER.

Call of Duty - Ghosts.

Another year, another Call of Duty. This newest one is reportedly by Infinity Ward, and subtitled Ghosts. Makes sense, since IW has been on that every-other-year grind for a while, and Ghosts is nice and mysterious.

Hit the jump for more.

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