‘Captain Marvel’ Trailer: So, You’re Not From Around Here

Fuck yeah, my dudes.

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‘Captain Marvel’ gets ass-load of official images. Rest easy nerds, her suit is fucking rad

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Yesterday, EW blew the fucking lid off of Captain Marvel. The magazine-website-thing dropped ten official photos, and they’re all pretty rad. Her suit? Dope. Skrulls? Dope. Fucking Kree? Dope.

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‘Free Fire’ International Trailer #2: Now We’re Cookin’!

Here’s another trailer for the star-stacked, juicy-ass’d Free Fire. You know, director Ben Wheatley’s feature-length shootout flick. I, I can’t fucking wait for this jam.

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‘Free Fire’ Trailer: Brie Larson Has That 1970s Gunplay Swagger

Ben Wheatley directed Kill List. It was awesome. He also directed High Rise. I have not seen it. He also also directed Free Fire, which, given this trailer, I will certainly see. Brie Larson, period piece, swagger, violence, style. A custom made pop culture prostate massager. For me!

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Confirmed: Brie Larson is “Captain Marvel”, check out the movie’s new Logo

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Brie Larson is Captain Marvel! I fuck with it. I know a lot of folks who are skeptical at best, because they wanted fancastings such as Emily Blunt and Kara “I can’t act” Thrace from Battlestar. Well, let me know, skeptics. Let me know what kind of condiments you enjoy. I’ll give them to you to spice up the crow you’re going to be eating.

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Brie Larson is frontrunner to play ‘Captain Marvel’

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Brie Larson! Captain Marvel? Not the person that many would have expected (Emily Blunt, Katee Sackhoff, yadda yadda, blah blah). However, she’s a fantastic actress, and if I may be a slob, also very cute and yes maybe I’m obsessed with her a little bit.

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