‘Shazam!’ Trailer: My Goodness, This Is A DC Movie That Actually Looks Fun

Uh, yeah. I’m here for this.

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‘Shazam’ movie casts Zachary Levi in lead role. This is so dumb, but worse things have worked

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Zachary Levi has been cast as Shazam, and I ain’t thrilled. Ain’t got time for the dude. For better worse. Eminently punchable face. Loosely and unfairly reminds me of that other dicklord fraud, Chris Hardwick. But with that emotional, poorly constructed diatribe at out of the way, I’ll tell you this. Seemingly worse casting decisions have worked out. Here’s hoping.

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John Cena is frontrunner for ‘Shazam’ lead. Let’s not play around, get this done

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John Cena is the frontrunner to play the lead in DC’s Shazam movie. There’s some other jabroni also in contention, but let’s just focus on the positive here. Cena is literally an overgrown, pumped-up man child. This casting is so fucking obvious. Additionally, let’s not fucking forget if Cena is cast, dude will be feuding with The Rock’s fucking Black Adam.

Please. Make this happen.

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