#January2021
Astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars using the Red Planet’s atmosphere
How’s this for craftiness, motherfuckers? There’s a chance that astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars with the planet’s atmosphere. Pretty fucking rad, no?
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SpaceX has successfully returned NASA astronauts to Earth, completing first Crew Dragon passenger flight!
Friends! Friends. Today, SpaceX successfully returned NASA astronauts to Earth! Fuck yes! It’s true, Elon Musk fucking sucks. I know this! I know this. But, there’s a lot of other talented rad folk at SpaceX, and I’m glad they’re crushing it.
Astronauts have bioprinted beef in space for the first time. Look at that headline! Fucking wild.
Man, just look at this fucking headline. Astronauts. Bioprinting beef. Wild, wild times.
Astronauts in deep space could face accelerated Alzheimer’s disease. Woof ++
I guess I should reconsider packing my bags and stowing away on the top secret Illuminati flights to Mars. Some of our science-wizardros have proclaimed that astronauts ravishing the deep space solar winds may actually be subject to accelerated Alzheimer’s disease. Not cool, man. Not cool!
