Video: Scientists model evolution of the Universe using a supercomputer.
Want to see a modeling of the universe using a wunder-computer? Of course you do. Don’t pretend otherwise.
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BANE wants you to wash your goddamn car.
I”m still enjoying amusing riffs on Bane’s overwrought dialogue from The Bruce Wayne Climbs. Even if I am the only one, no fucks given! I’ve been known to cut a rug on the dance floor by myself.
‘MASS EFFECT’ plush dolls are as adorable as the ending is deplorable. I know, I know.
Someday I’m going to let go of my disdain for the ending to the first Mass Effect trilogy. Someday. When monkeys fly out of my butt! Groans from the audience. Resentful rimshot from the band drummer. For now enjoy these plushies by viciouspretty.
Press Start: moist palms and stat-tracking qualms
This week my prayers were finally answered. After weeks of ceremoniously burning copies of Too Human as sacrifice to my polygonal God, the games industry has finally started moving again. This week’s Games Con saw a whole host of sexy new trailers and announcements, including the likes of Star Wars: 1313, Metal Gear Rising and the impressive Remember Me.
Now that you’ve watched those, here’s my selection of the not quite so prominent goings-on in the games industry, or at least the happenings that won’t just result in two paragraphs of me gushing like a schoolboy.
Blizzard drops ‘MISTS OF PANDARIA’ CINEMATIC TRAILER. Panda bear beats orc? That dun sound right.
An orc. Yeah, you know. Like infinity years of war, forged from Satan’s jizz rags, nineteen feet tall, born to kill. Obviously bested by Jack Black in a furry outfit.
The Oatmeal wants to build a NIKOLA TESLA MUSEUM. Hell to the yes.
In an unsurprising lack of respect for anything that isn’t a president, a deep fried food, or a sports icon, there is no museum for Nikola Tesla in the United States. Wunderkind web site The Oatmeal wants to change that, but it needs our help. And a considerable amount of cash.
‘THE MASTER’ CLIP: Letter writing misery folk.
This new clip for The Master is showing off the unnerving world that PT Anderson is building in his latest opus. If the film follows the promotional clips, then we’re going to be in for one uncomfortably hypnotic descent.
First ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ plot summary drops. I am ignorant to this universe.
Reading through the plot description for Guardians of the Galaxy, I have arrived at several realizations. First, this sounds a hell of a lot like Green Lantern. Second, I have no fucking clue about anything regarding the Guardians. And I do know, is that Marvel is going to have quite the interesting time marketing this pig.
NASA pulls off a 350-million mile software update. Mars ain’t nothing!
NASA doesn’t fear distance! Nor space! Those dreaming fools have updated Curiosity’s software. No big deal, it was only a 350-million mile jaunt from Earth to Mars. Just another day in the life of those space-wizards.
