‘METAL GEAR SOLID’ coming to big screen courtesy of ‘SPIDER-MAN’ producer.
Metal Gear Solid was the game that kick-started the action flick cinematic nonsense pile in the world of video sames, so it is fitting that the pig gets the silver screen treatment. It feels like the franchise has been bandied about for years in regards to a big screen adaptation, but nothing has felt as legitimate as this recent news.
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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SEASON PASS ANNOUNCED. $30 for all DLC. I’m thurr.
The Money Making Minds behind Borderlands 2 have announced a season pass for the upcoming title. Such a swag bag will entitle you to all of the game’s DLC for a mere $30. I’m not a computational wizard, but that shit is at least 50% off what you’d have to spend to buy it as it came out. As a dorkus who was going to snag all of the DLC and rub it so, so, so lovingly all over my own shanty towns, I’m excited.
SpaceX gets clearance to begin resupply missions to the International Space Station in October. Pumpkin Lager INC.
SpaceX is going to be bringing the fucking pumpkin spice to space this October. At least, that is what I would be doing if I was running the resupply missions during such a season. Getting ripped to the tits, staring at the Blue Marble from afar.
RYAN GOSLING directing monster movie starring Christina Hendricks. I got feels, man.
The deities aren’t playing fair. I know, intellectually, that I shouldn’t rub my groin in a movie theater. It exists on a vague, intangible level. Despite this understanding, how the hell can I at least not sneak a quick tip flick during this movie? I don’t know, sounds like a dare.
Cosplay: ‘STAR WARS’ Jedi alien bikini babes are a cause for celebration. Get it?
Oh, this picture. I wouldn’t mind giving Order 6…never mind, too easy. I’m a pig.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID: GROUND ZEROES’ announced. Sexy Snake is back, yo!
People attending the Metal Gear 25th anniversary event were lucky enough to catch a glimpse at the next MGS jam. The game is titled Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, and if the teaser footage is any indication, we’re getting sexy Snake back. I’m pumped. Don’t get me wrong, having Snake as an old wizened piece of shit in MGs4 made sense thematically. Emotionally, it was a drag carrying his old fart balls around.
OL STORE: Biff’s Secret to Success
Hey, come over here! Don’t worry, there’s plenty of parking in front of the OL STORE! Hell, the spaces are spacious, too — you can comfortably park any vehicle, even that DeLorean of yours. Give the Flux Capacitor a chance to cool down, and come on inside!
Video: ‘BREAKING BAD’ star Aaron Paul saying ‘bitch’ in Korean. In character. I vote yes.
Jesse Pinkman. Love you. Love your propensity for dropping a meatily weighted “bitch” to punctuate a sentence. Saying it in Korean? Yeah, you got me over the top.
Fake GOTHAM GAZETTE covers humorously highlight DARK KNIGHT RISES plot holes.
Outstanding. I found Dark Knight Rises to be a fun disaster, and many of my complaints are highlighted through this collection of fake Gotham Gazette covers. Fantastic. Hit the jump to check them out, but mind your footing. There are spoilers about.
