Scientists make monkeys smarter with BRAIN IMPLANTS. We have learned…nothing.
Didn’t these fucking scientists see Rise of James Franco’s Wild Fucking Apes? Sure, sure. Give these monkeys brain implants. Next thing you know we’re all going to have our faces eaten off as the Great Culling of 2013 unleashes itself upon the world. Shit. Don’t say we didn’t have it coming, I guess.
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Hopeless and Larocca have Cable on the run in new MARVEL NOW! title.
Goddamn Nate Summers. Homeboy is always, always, always on the run. Seems that ain’t changing at all during Marvel NOW!
Video: DEADPOOL goes ‘GANGNAM STYLE’
If seeing Deadpool rocking out with strangers to Gangnam Style can’t power you through the rest of the week, I don’t know what can. I will openly week for your decaying soul.
Police could create IMAGE OF SUSPECT’S FACE from their F**KING DNA. Yeah, science.
I don’t care that this is speculative nonsense, aiight? It is still fun as sheezy to think about. Recreating a suspect’s face from their DNA? Why, it is just the sort of Police State Wet Dream that The Man totally works their prostrate to.
NEW ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ DEV VIDEO has our boy hanging with the Founding Fathers or something.
What is better than some Assassin’s Creed during the American Revolution? The foreseen and obligatory George Washington sighting.
‘SKYFALL’ US POSTER has Bond sliding around on his ass. Dude, get up. Them some expensive pants.
New poster for Skyfall, with Danny Craig totally scuffing up his knickers. C’mon man!
‘300’ PREQUEL gets a new title. Somehow, it isn’t “BONER JAMS PART 2, MORE ABS.”
Probably one of my favorite things to do is slather myself in warming KY Jelly and quietly grind against the floor while watching 300. It ain’t gay if it ain’t porn, and it definitely ain’t gay if it is hands-off. That is what I tell myself. Soon I’ll have some new material, and it has itself a new title.
