Rotating 3D nebula is just the space porn needed to end long weekend.
Hell yeah! Look at this, for it is the berries. Delicious, rotating 3D nebula berries.
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Press Start: Kevin kills kittens for kicks
Sometimes it’s quite difficult to come up with amusing and witty quips for these intros. Well, it is if you’re me, anyway. So, in the absence of comedy and wit, here are some suggestions for amusing accents that you can use whilst you read this week’s Press Start in your head:
-Stoic Japanese Samurai
-Hollering Redneck
-Swedish Chef
– Disgruntled Pierce Brosnan
– Aroused Patrick Stewart
Now, on with the video games.
SPACE JUNK is a problem. Solution? Ballistic gas clouds. Oh, humans.
Got a problem? Blow it the fuck up! Such is the mantra of the Western world, and at the very worst results have been mixed. We’re taking our tried and true method to space now, folks. There is a lot of junk up there, and certainly there is only one way to dispose of it. By explodey-time.
‘DR. HORRIBLE 2’ could start filming next year. That’s like, tots NOT horrible. GET IT.
Man, I’m such a fucking choad with these headlines. Redditors are passing out at how lame I am. Don’t give a fuck. Won’t give a fuck. Wasn’t I supposed to talk about something? Oh yeah! Dr. Horrible 2 just may begin filming next year. Wank to that, Whedonites.
NASA is engineering space bugs to make bricks on Mars. Reread that. Ridiculous.
The future is here, and Ray Bradbury is spanking it beyond the grave. So it isn’t exactly willing an atmosphere into existence like Martian Chronicles, but NASA is up to some pretty goddamn spectacular stuff.
‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Pseudo-nostalgia glands a-glowing.
Wreck-It Ralph isn’t playing fair. It is working all sorts of pink, squishy geek lands. Furiously rubbing and manipulating them until those of us who grew up gaming can’t help but arch our back and unleash a torrent of blissful cinematic goo.
‘BREAKING BAD’ goes ACTION FIGURES thanks to Trevor Grove.
Word-up to our own The Dude for bringing these bad boys to my attention. Literally, bad boys! Get it? You see, it’s because Walter White has slide down into a sociopathic mania and is willing to do whatever it takes to…Oh forget it.
This machine can SEQUENCE A GENOME in two days. Science is good.
Marvel at the Future, friends. Wrap your arms around it, for it is here. This wunder-machine is capable of sequencing the genome of new born babies in a mere two days. Mind-boggling stuff.
PREVIEW: Spencer & Rossmo’s ‘BEDLAM #1’ looks like gory glory.
Nick Spencer and Riley Rossmo are teaming up for Bedlam, and here be a preview for our asses. I’d snag this thing just for Rossmo’s artwork, seeing that his efforts on Cowboy Ninja Viking were some of my favorite in years. In addition, it doesn’t hurt that I’ve dug what I’ve come across from Spencer.
