Planet with FOUR SUNS found. Tatooine officially offers nothing.
Well shoot. Back in the day Tatooine could get by being a piece of shit desert world because it offered the novelty of two suns. Insert binary sunset. Now it doesn’t have anything to fall back upon. Researches have found a planet for four suns. A planet that farts on Tatooine will kissing its mother. A tragic tale.
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Xbox dashboard update drops today, adds Internet Explorer, other silly stuff.
The Xbox dashboard update is rolling out today, dropping a variety of features it should already be…featuring? You’re going to get an Internet Explorer up in the house, and much, much more! Or something.
Marvel sets a release date for ‘ANT-MAN’ flick. This movie is really real!
Excepting some colossal disaster, the Ant-Man flick is really happening. There is always a glorious tingle in the loins when a whispered fan legend actually comes to fruition.
Cosplay: Jessica Nigri as LADY FOX MCCLOUD is the be all. Mabye also end all.
On Friday, I think, at NYCC, a couple of lovely attendes stopped by the booth. They were breathless, asking if we knew where Jessica Nigri was. We did not. They explained she was apparently in a Lady Fox McCloud outfit. Now, now I understand why they were so excited.
This spiral nebula ia sexy Milky Way sculpture.
Behold this gorgeous spiral structure rocking out new a local Milky Way star. Is it truly local? Cripes, yo. Relativity is everything. I reckon I’m relatively close to you, when you consider how far away from the center of the Universe we all are. Just picture me breathing on your neck.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ loses two more important developers. Ph33r.
Sweet crap. Tasty, honeyed crap. BioShock Infinite keeps shedding developers like woah. Can’t even come close to keeping them in tow. They’ve lost two more on top of the already plagued procession that is this game’s development.
Video: Highlights from Felix Baumgartner’s frakin’ dive from space. So tasty.
I missed Felix’s fantastic leap from space yesterday, working the NYCC. Goddammit. If these highlights are anything to go off of, the entire endeavor was glorious.
CM PUNK writing introduction to ‘AvX’ hardcover. That’s about right.
If you’re late to the game or new to the site, it is worth mentioning that I think AvX was a steaming pile of “refresh”-powered nonsense. I don’t think anything proves my point more than the fact that they’ve brought in a wrestler to do the introduction. I know he’s a legit comics fan, but. I don’t know. I suppose there isn’t really any purpose to bringing in someone with insight to a slug fest batch of hot water crap.
‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ TRAILER #2: Freedom rings with rifle blasts
Catching up on other swag that I enjoyed pre-NYCV is the Django Unchained trailer. Number two! Number two. There’s something unsettling about making a slave master so humorous, but I suppose it would not be Tarantino if he wasn’t surfing controversy.
AGENT COULSON LIVES, to star in ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series. Hell yeah.
Here is the thing about working NYCC: I go nowhere, see nothing, learn about less. I just heard that Agent Coulson lives, which is a total jolt to my geek g-spot. Enough to pay for the fucking wi-fi here at the convention center so I could post about it. Cyeah!
