‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ Collector’s Editions revealed. But what if it sucks?
Yeah, I went there. As much as I want to be hyped for the fucking BioShock Infinite Omega Level editions, I can’t get there. People are leaving that game’s development team like it’s a flame-covered donkey ride in the middle of the ocean. What is that, exactly? Fuck you! I don’t know. Anyways, so yeah. Buy these. At your own risk.
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This Week on The Walking Dead: Seed
Welcome back my infected kindred, to another head-smashing season of The Walking Dead 2min Redux. Our first drop of the 3rd season wasn’t terrible, and actually kept the traditional whine-fest to a minimum. So go slam a couple dews, heron, or whatever you need to get your mind right for a brand new season of high-filtered zomb-dram, and let’s dance.
THE PIRATE BAY has taken its servers to the cloud. Slough the tangible!
Can’t keep a good Pirate down. Despite having its ass whupped in a variety of manners, the Bay of Pirates torrenting center is refusing to go down without a fight. This is a good thing. You see, the new Taylor Swift jam drops next week, and I’ll be goddamn pressed if I’m going to pay for it. In order to try and thwart The Man, the site has taken itself to the Cloud!
The Dude’s High 5s: Spaceships
The thought of traveling through space scares the hell out of me. Not many things do, but that is one of them. To be immersed in the infinite blackness with no compass, putting all your trust in a computer that may or may not be correct is insanity. Why would anyone do it? Well, if I were forced into it, these are the spaceships that would make me feel slightly better about the whole ordeal.
GEORGE ROMERO writing “secret” zombie comic for Marvel. Hmm.
Apparently, Romero is working on a zombie comic for Marvel. Does George Romero matter anymore? That is, in the present. An honest question to his fans. Like, if this dude was in his heyday, I imagine I’d be much more excited about this news. It has been years since he churned out something I’ve loved, and with each passing installment in his movie catalog I’ve cared less and less.
Obsidian’s New RPG raises nearly $4 Mill on Kickstarter. Have people played their games?
Somehow. Some fucking how, Obsidian has raised nearly $4 million on Kickstarter. Color me flummoxed. All I know the good folks over there at that gaming company for is shitting out sequels to cherished games.
EARTH-SIZED planet found in Alpha Centauri? I’ll take it!
Goddamn! Get down, get down. Astro-wizards have found an “Earth-sized” planet in Alpha Centauri. If you don’t think this is the berries, good sir or madam, you don’t know poop about squat.
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine rocking Gangnam Style with PSY? Okay.
Here is your evening’s moment of slop culture fecaltainment convergence.
1 gallon jug of McDonald’s BBQ SAUCE sells for nearly $10,000. Slop culture ++
I don’t know about you, but I ain’t spending $10,000 on much. Maybe a dinosaur egg. Maybe Bo Jackson’s artificial hip. Definitely not 1990s barbecue sauce from McDonald’s.
