Scientists claim they may have discovered something “earthshaking on Mars. Wut, wut.
Scientists may have found something tremendous in the soil upon the Red Planet. While they’re double-checking and quadruple verifying their date, they have also begun to leak their excitement to the press.
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Mondo releasing QUENTIN TARANTINO Blu-Ray box art as a poster. Douche swoon++
Quentin Tarantino is my favorite brilliant douchebag. I use that term in the same loving way that I use to describe almost every one of my friends who contributes to the site. We’re a pack of douchebags. So is Tarantino. Mondo is hanging a pretty gorgeous poster rendition of the box art that is accompanying his 20th Anniversary Box Set.
NINTENDO BOSS says WII U is start of next console generation. I laugh.
Wii U is the “start of the next console generation” like the Dreamcast was the forerunner of the PS2 and Xbox. Sort of, but not really. That hasn’t stopped that Reggie Meme Generator boss guy of Nintendo from claiming the console features everything from “an overpriced tablet as a controller” to “the ability to not cure cancer.”
So, the UNIVERSE is past middleage. It’s all over.
Man. Just when I think I’m getting old, word has to drop that the Universe is right there with me. I figure I have a good, three, four hundred years left. Even with that amount of time, the Universe is going to outpace me despite being halfway to the Glorious Heat Death. Astronomers. Ruining my Thanksgiving week.
Four new dudes up for HARRY OSBORN in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’, hubba hubba or smthng.
Four new dudes have entered the arena! Which one of these striking young lads will don the uh, Green Mantle and run around menacing people with pumpkins? Pumpkins! Oh, dated superheroes. You got a favorite? Let me know.
Astronomers have taken first picture of planet orbiting a star. Spaceswoon++
Woo! I’m totally excited about us doing as a civilization something I probably thought we had already done! Astronomers have taken their first picture of a planet orbiting a star, allowing us to plan our travel to this planet. We can go there, right? We got this, correct? Pack your bags, it’s on!
Video: ‘AVENGERS’ spoof by Jeremy Renner on SNL is amusing. Yeah, amusing.
Here’s that sketch from SNL on Saturday featuring Renner and the cast spoofing the Avengers. You’ve probably already seen it. If you haven’t, if you’re that one guy or gal, enjoy.
Gosling and Refn’s ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ gets brutal sales poster.
Ooph! Take this one off the berries. There is a new sales poster for Gosling and Refn’s Only God Forgives, and it is fucking brutal. Can’t wait. Hit the jump and brace yourself.
MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: Eat The Turkey, Vomit the Gravy
Thanksgiving! The week in which the Empire descends once more into gluttony and materialism. It has been so long without an excuse to devolve into primal man, consuming and farting! The fourth of July is so, so far away at this point. Let us not slide into complete debauchery this week. Let us be gracious. I’m thankful for you ladies and gentleman who frequent this establishment. You eat the appetizers, tip the doorman, and thankfully don’t let the others know that the abandoned warehouse down the street near the bowling alley has become my personal scat hovel.
God is good.
This is Monday Morning Commute, the column where we share the various activities that are getting us through the week. A little bit of a curveball this time around though, what with the aforementioned holiday. So what are you mortals, deities, and demigods of the Netterwebs during this Thanksgiving week?
Holla back, youngin’.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 3 Teaser: Like, really teasing.
My excitement for this trailer is a testament to how thick this show makes my balls. It’s like, pretty much…nothing. Just some dialogue over graphics. Yet, yet. I’m torqued.
