Cosplay: Poison Ivy is finna stun you with pale beauty.
So long as Poison Ivy cosplayers walk the Earth, I know that we shall be capable of overcoming the White Man Misinterpretation of the Mayan Apocalypse. Ain’t I right?
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Saturn’s dark side will haunt you. No force lightning though. Get it? Dark side?
Check out Saturn’s back-lit donkey! It is a wondrous image captured by the necro-astronomers, far beyond the pale of our Earth’s purview. I promise. I’m not making this up.
New ‘IRON MAN 3′ shows Tony Stark post butt-whuppin’
If this image and the trailers are any indications, Tony Stark is going to get his ass flayed in this third Iron Guy film. Good! Yeah! Put the stink on Anthony, and demand that he respond to it. Right?
Rumor: YAVIN 4 all sorts of a Jedi Academy in ‘EPISODE VII’? Maybe. Who the hell knows!
Holy shit balls! We haven’t had a Star Wars rumor in like a week! That’s insaneo. I was trembling, my nipples groaning from lack of Force-flicking. I can rest easy now however, with this latest rumor surrounding good old Yavin IV.
Minecraft creator Markus ‘Notch’ Persson and Mark Cuban drop combined $500,000 to help reform software patents.
How is this for an unlikely pairing. The creator of Minecraft and the bombastic owner of the Dallas Mavericks have combined forces to drop half a milli in order to help reform software patents. By the Lords of Kobol, with these sorts of pairings nothing is impossible!
The Dude’s High 5s: Apocalypse Edition
Welcome to the very last High 5. Yep, this is it, the final one. Its been quite a journey we’ve taken. I will admit, there have been ups and downs, but I wouldn’t trade a minute of it for anything. You’re probably wondering why this is the last one huh? Well, the apocalypse of course, December 21st. We’ve got two days to prep. So I figure with my swan song I might as well walk you through some likely scenarios so some of you might survive to envy the dead.
Thieves ninja 7,000 WII U CONSOLES from warehouse. Outstanding.
Isn’t this a stunning batch of ninja excellence. Thieves have stolen 7,000 Wii U consoles from a warehouse in Seattle. I don’t know how you flip that many hot Wii Us, but I will save that figuring-outing for the people brash enough to run such a heist.
Watch: ‘X-MEN’ 1992 cartoon intro goes STOP-MOTION.
The X-Men cartoon was the berries back in the day. At the same time as it aired, I was also down with playing with action figures. Well, more so than I am now. I used to have epic battles, now I’m all just like, “This is hilarious, making these two figures 69. I can hear their slurping sounds.” This video logically combines these two activities, dropping the cartoon intro as a stop-motion masterpiece.
Astronomers discover “potentially” habitable “Earth-like” planet “near us.” Qualifiers ++
Let’s all double-down on the qualifiers here, people. A mere 12 light-years away lurks a planet that may be habitable. So even though we can never reach it, and we will never truly know, let’s all get excited.
