Mars is actually white. Well, this f**ks up our sayings.
Mars is white? This is probably not news to people smarter and more well-versed than myself. To me? It’s all fucking up my sayings. The Red Planet? The Pale Planet? The Superficially Red-y Planet?
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GABE NEWELL finally opens up about the ‘STEAM BOX’, let us all prostrate ourselves.
Yeahhh! Here are the deets you have been waiting for. Assuming that you have been waiting for details regarding Valve’s Steam Box. Buddy Gabe sat down with The Verge and unleashed a torrent of titillating details. It’s all well and good, but let’s get real. Where the fuck is Half-Life 3.
Geekcraft: Shadow of the Colossus x External Hard Drive = Amazing statue.
Goddamn people. Goddamn people being all more goddamn talented than me. Check out this son of a bitch rubbing his talent deep into the wounds in my soul. Their creation is a Shadow of the Colossus statue that doubles as an external hard drive.
Doctor eats world’s hottest curry. Dude starts hallucinating halfway in.
This is tremendous. A doctor decides that he is going to eat the world’s hottest curry. This is despite the fact that the son of a bitch is prepared in nearly hazmat conditions. Then the dude begins fucking hallucinating halfway through the enterprise. Does that stop him from finishing the fight? Hell no.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ hoodies by the talent that brought us ‘DEAD SPACE 2’ ones.
Artist Machine56 is a beast that we have covered here on OL for a while ago. The artist dropped stunning Dead Space 2 hoodies a couple of years ago, and now they’re back riffing on another all-time favorite of mine. Borderlands 2. Yeah!
This galaxy is a GRAND SPIRAL of cosmic enormity.
Check out this resplendent Grand Spiral galaxy. Perched only a completely inaccessible 40 million light-years away is a galaxy that is somewhat like our own. So the wizards say. I don’t know if they tell the truth. I just smile and look at the pretty pictures.
Father hires IN-GAME HITMEN to own his slacker son in his favorite online game.
This is one way for someone to deal with their slacker son. One concerned father in China saw his son (much like me) sitting around in their early college years playing video games instead of going to school (much like me). What to do in this situation? A parent could sit around waiting for their son to pass out due to caffeine addiction and gross caloric in-take. They could then drag that son to a sweat lodge in the Mountains and force them to expunge the demon spirits from their body. (Trust me, it doesn’t work.) Or they could hire online assassins to slap down the son in the game they’re addicted to. Invariably driving the son out of the game, and pushing them to go back go school.
Yeah, right. There is like, an infinite amount of video games out there. Though, it’s a great try.
Target straight matchin’ AMAZON’S PRICES all year.
Showrooming is a glorious epidemic. Walk into a store. Check out the device or gadget you want. Then you go home and order it online. Target is trying to strike back against this movement in a rather favorable manner. They’re going to match Amazon’s prices all damn year long.
New ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ screens show tome-wielding lovely lass.
The mammoth approaches! Day by day. Even though we will invariably be wiped out by a hidden asteroid before its release, it is okay to get excited about BioShock Infinite. Try and not get too down about that which I have divined through sleep-deprivation and caffeine abuse. Just enjoy these screens.
