Watch: BETHESDA TEASER TRAILER…for mystery game.
Bethesda’s website has a six-second teaser for something. I’ll be titty-fucked by a kangaroo before I know what it is for, though.
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. teases leaving ‘IRON MAN’ in three years. Flaccid Repulsor Ray.
Robert Downey Jr.is a large part of why the Marvel movie universe has become the Marvel movie universe. So what becomes of that Universe when he leaves? Someday, we’re going to find out. The salient question is when that day shall come. In a recent GQ profile, Homeboy Jr. hints that he may only have three more years left in the superhero game.
OKCUPID to accept BITCOINS to help ya’ll find love.
Now those of us who have been hitting the Bitboin Mines will be able to transmute the fantastical currency into potential love. Dating website OKCupid is going to begin accepting Bitcoins for their service, which means that the Winklevoss twins are going to be able to date. A lot. (I actually have no idea how the fucking website works, fuck you.)
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ SET PHOTO: Check out blue-ass JAMIE FOXX as Electro
Hey! Friends! Would you like a picture of Electro from the set of Amazing Spider-Man 2? If so, hit the jump. Don’t forget to be way-super judgmental about the completely out of context picture.
Cosplay: Here is some Asuka and Rei for your Neo-Tokyo needs.
Here is a picture of Asuka and Rei hanging out. You know, enjoying themselves before the Third Impact turns them into weird death vessel and wank objects for Shinji.
MODIFIED DVD DRIVE can perform HIV TEST for $200
HIV testing normally takes place on machines that cost $30,000. Thanks to some DVD drive modifying up in the heezy, that shit is no more.
Watch: 90 YEAR-OLD WOMAN tries OCULUS RIFT VR, is understandably rocked.
In this video, a 90 year-old woman tries out the Oculus Rift VR headset. The lass is blown away by the immersive snippet of the future. The video is particularly fantastic when considering the paradigm shift this woman has lived through in her ninety years on the Blue Marble. Such chicanery strapped to her head would have been preposterous to contemplate even halfway into her life, and now this. Technology can be good.
More people watch NETFLIX than any cable channel. Streaming like woah.
Of course more people watch Netflix than any cable channel. You can’t get the truth-bringing documentaries about the Illuminati-Trilateral Commission on the fucking Disney channel. We need our Truth! Our Lies Assassins! Bless you, Netflix documentaries.
THIS WEEK on Game of Thrones: “Walk of Punishment”
Daenerys Targaryen has quickly captured the imagination and hopes of every viewer of HBO’s Thrones. Small wonder then, that the episodes are frequently titled after her story, and focus heavily on her story, even if it’s a story that’s been mostly divorced from the war in Westeros for over two years.
The “walk of punishment” is blatantly reminiscent of the crucifixion-executions of the Roman Empire. The condemned were forced to hang, nailed to wooden crosses, in rows lining the roads surrounding Rome (historians can correct me if needed).
This walk of punishment doesn’t seem to instill fear in Dany, as intended, but instead, compassion and fury.
Watch: ‘GEARS OF WAR’ creator Cliffy B shaves his head for charity. Righteous ++
I like myself some Cliffy B. Despite all the shiznit that I throw Gears of War‘ way, I both respect the franchise and its creator. In fact, since the duder has left the industry on a sabbatical I’ve been eagerly anticipating whatever the fuck he is going to do next. One of the things the good lad has been up to on his siesta is raising money for charity by shaving his dome-piece.
